The Butcher

Can't have Bebe third at that price. Man Utd have about 15 bigger flops in their current squad. Same with Ali Dia. He's a fraud, not a flop imo.

Tuchel in the stands today. I do wonder...

Think there's about three players from their entire squad I'd take here. They've recruited so badly it's beyond belief.

This doylem

He's a striker playing out wide really. 30 years ago he would've played up front in a two. Just brilliant.

Stop running, Sandro. Jesus.

He really is fantastic.

Absolute banter team Man Utd. Long may it continue.

What a day.

yeah

Ball not in play.

Shades of Cole/Yorke. Heh.

wew

Long live the King

Some great saves from Palmer.

Offside. Nope.

We'll be up for it. No doubt about it. Into these.

Did Partey get injured just as Arsenal are about to head to Spain again, aye?

When was the last time we signed a player out of the blue? Usually the names we end up signing have all been linked weeks and months before we actually sign them.

Close to 1m for a fucking watch.

Bruno the Rat would walk into our side and only Isak would be better than him in the XI.