The Butcher

Depay looks like a NBA player.

Defender ducked. Fucking hell.

Nikolai Barellov couldn't look more Russian if he tried.

Dimarco fooling no one with that daft haircut. Bald cunt.

vaffanculo

Offside? Really?

How the fuck is not Rodri off?

Can't remember. Piss poor quality mind.

30 or 40

#25

Bought a blackout Castore hoodie from the club shop fire sale a few weeks back. Washed it two times and a letter and half the logo is gone

Would prefer a left footer. Need another option for set penises.

It's a shame, but in reality I couldn't give less of a fuck. Like with most things going on in Saudi.

Villa must be desperate for cash.

Livramento, James, Chalobah, Tomori, Guehi, Colwill, Ake, Christensen, Hall, Aina, Lamptey Gilmour, Mount, Gallagher, Maatsen, Rice, Loftus-Cheek, Olise, Hudson-Odoi Abraham, Broja, Solanke, We're so far behind Chelsea it's unreal.

Medical booked according to a Fraser Gillan.

Edwards used to be okay for Newcastle news, but he's getting more wrong than right these days and isn't worth taking too seriously. IMO.

Why would ten Hag leave? No chance he leaves without compensation.

Would've made sense to sign Kelechi... under Mike Ashley. Thank fuck we've moved on from that shower.

1 Jordan Pickford 2 Kyle Walker 3 Luke Shaw 4 Declan Rice 5 John Stones 6 Marc Guéhi 7 Bukayo Saka 8 Trent Alexander-Arnold 9 Harry Kane 10 Jude Bellingham 11 Phil Foden 12 Kieran Trippier 13 Aaron Ramsdale 14 Ezri Konsa 15 Lewis Dunk 16 Conor Gallagher 17 Ivan Toney 18 Anthony Gordon 19 Ollie Watkins 20 Jarrod Bowen 21 Eberechi Eze 22 Joe Gomez 23 Dean Henderson 24 Cole Palmer 25 Adam Wharton 26 Kobbie Mainoo

Had a poor season, but he's so young. Loan him out for a few years and he'll come back good and ready. Think this will turn out to be a really clever piece of business if he ends up signing.

God I hope Southgate gets the Man Utd job.