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Bails the Scabs out the shit a bit as they’ve broken themselves in that Year 1 transfer frenzy. Or they’ll just give us £40m for Targett and Lascelles.

Wasn’t he married to Kat Gallon off Skunkers? Probably some deep seated post divorce acrimony towards NUFC driving forward his agenda.

His dad is.

Cunha has serious J7 vibes.

And the nous to hire a Ronaldo and Messi matching dwarf set for your birthday party.

@Froggy or Eric The Slag?

They’ll be fine on first impressions. Luton and Sheffield Utd are doomed. Leaves one of Forest, Burnley or Everton for me in that last relegation spot.

More acne than a school disco in this Man Utd team. Antony, Hoijland and Casemiro rocking the pizza face.

Did he? Or is that just the Scousers saying he wanted to go? Think he was quite happy to sign for Madrid.

Part of the reason the fee was so high - lumpy sell on clause due.

Snide central. We could be going full Boehly if our knockoff merchants were paying their way.

Will be piss funny if Chelsea get knocked out in both cups early so you’ve got 32 players vying to play in only 40 games.

To be fair I could have seen Labia playing for Klopp as he’s a massive Jorman fanny.

Dead here. Hilarious mudding of the Scouse cunts.

Todd sucks cocks for baccy.

Will withhold opinion on Nunez until Bank Holiday Monday when we’ve played them. Last time I panned him, the cunt scored against us. Rice I reckon will be steady but unspectacular. They’ll get 8 years from him, the odd trophy but won’t win the league or UCL. Whether that qualifies as success is relative to Arsenal fans and the Twitter maniacs that follow them.

Think our recruiting team have had their fill of Southampton for one window with the Tino negotiations.

Agree on Kovacic but Gvardiol wasn’t peanuts by any stretch.

The guy trying to show how Chelsea stay within FFP has them selling him for £47m. He also has them selling an injured Broja for £30m. Hilarious. Incidentally they’re failing badly. The argument is they’ll aim to blow out this season with the hope they can recover it by next year when they are back in Europe.

Just checked - we didn’t play them from March 1934 to October 1948. Obviously Adolf causing continental carnage put paid to 6 seasons but also a 7th as it was regional leagues. So the current hiatus is the longest we’ve gone without playing them in terms of seasons of football.

Out of interest, what’s the longest period we’ve had without playing each other - not counting World Wars and the like? If we don’t draw them in the cup it’ll be 8 years by the end of this season.

Caceido will be an interesting litmus test on whether it’s the players or the system that allow Brighton to shine. Mac Allister showed he could play well for Argentina but Cucarella and Caceido are relying more on their Brighton form.

Seems the sort of thing that Clattermole’s heir apparent Luke O’Nein would be up for. Fuck all talent but a clogger and badgekisser supreme.

An oligarch’s super yacht or a boat load of Michelle Mine’s dicey PPE.