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File under Twitter Nonces. See also ‘Pearson, Adam’, ‘Wraith, Steve’ and ‘ToonMouthTyne’.

There’s some weird grifty cunts out there.

The James McClean look. Forget how much Sunderland fans loved him.

That’s just Sue Perb.

Reminds me of the horrendous Paint picture of Bruce noshing someone off.

Hans Zimmer is composing the soundtrack.

Basically transfer smack. I need a new hit to get me up.

Club is as leaky as a colander for information, fuck all chance of keeping a second signing quiet.

Brazilian with 3 goals was my stumbling block. Totally forgot about him.

Pearson definitely showing Multiple Miggs tendencies when it comes to our players. Future serial killer right there.

Reet cunty trick from Everton.

If we require official noodle partners in Vietnam or tyre providers to Nigeria I’m down with it. Otherwise he can fuck off.

Would absolutely love it if someone at the club was mugging off Edwards with transfer rumours because of his previous loyalties.

I’m all for Ramos-esque shithousery in a black and white shirt. If we’re going to be everyone’s most hated team (copyright ReadyToGo) we need some proper horrible cunts to step up to the plate.

Big Fab: it ain’t happening

When I saw it, it was that mad Burnsie cunt ToonMouthTyne. No doubt he pinched it off someone else.

Figuring that’s Longstaff gone regardless now - isn’t he out of contract this summer?

“Reduced prices at the landfill marra”, “wouldn’t get 5k if they’d been in league one for 4 years”

Saw some of the comments - I imagine the lads making them are all sophisticated, snappily dressed David Gandy lookalikes, not Mountain Warehouse wearing Wearside weirdos.

Madueke is an interesting one. Credit him for making the move to PSV rather than loan after loan in England. Hasn’t he been injured this season though?

Gayle, so far in 2021/22, has played 28 minutes of league football and another 78 vs Burnley in the cup. Last season he managed 543 minutes or the equivalent of 6 games with one goal. He’s done and should be shipped out or sold to a Boro, Blackburn or Sheffield United to carry on his Cameron Jerome / Michael Chopra career of being too good for the Championship but not good enough for the Premier League. Striker is the ultimate priority with Wilson crocked as we can cobble together two middling centre halves but have the forward resources of a middling Championship team. Cheers Mike and Charners for that one.

He gets some good scoops but his NUFC network is bollocks. Would rather trust some of the consortium briefed hacks like Hope and Douglas.

Barry Venison. Definitely not Ray Ranson.

Euros that is. Exactly the £25m Dan Taylor quoted earlier.

If he makes as much as an impact as our last signing from Freiburg I’d be made up.