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Ok I'll just concede to all your arguments and points, all of them. We play shit football mate. Simple as that really.

He smells too.

You're damn right I did.

These do not include add-ons. But lets use a revised figure of 700 million for the sake of any disagreements, my original point still stands. No other Newcastle manager has spent 700 million pounds.

I merely replied directly to your question.

Yes. On this specific issue I am just saying how much he spent, I am not commenting on anything else.

Yes KK was the biggest spender in the league.

No other manager has spent 800 million pounds on players.

I'd rather have you as the manager at this stage.

I'm also obsessed with football nets and ragdoll physics.

It would be perfect. Eddie has been so bad that I'm willing to overlook Iraola's yellow teeth now. Just get it done.

He talks about it like he's a little detached. As if he isn't the singular driving force behind why the team looks disjointed in the first place. Like he's almost seperated himself mentally to avoid having to be genuinely introspective about his own intellectual malnourishment.

Such a shy team, reluctant to cross, unable to keep posession and assert themselves over the tempo of a game, passing backwards constantly, shying away from taking defenders on. It's just bad football.

BRUNO GETS US UP THE PITCH WITH A WONDERFUL LONG BALL AND MURPHY JUST PASSES IT ALL THE WAY BACK

GET IN, A SHOT ON TARGET

I don't mind us conceding, these things happen. I do mind that yet again we are playing boring football.

Been the case for the majority of the season unfortunately.

Iwobi is GARBAGE

Rumours are that he slipped on the grease from his hair.

Likewise (actually)

If Hope got every single prediction right for eternity, I'd still not trust him.

Bragging that you used to travel long distances in a van to games 40 years ago is rather sad. All the best fella.

You were in a van 40 years ago? Wild.