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A Saudi club needs to buy him for 100 mil. Need to barge in on Chelsea's dodgy arrangements.

On paper it doesn't look too bad.

Maddison + Brilliant player - Injury prone Szoboszlai + brilliant player (in Germany) - Not injury prone, yet

There are top people behind the scenes, they'll be working on a range of solutions to the FFP problem. But I doubt they will deviate from the long-term plan of not overpaying and trying to keep wages as low as possible for as long as possible. I still think we could spend 150mil+ this Summer and sign a minimum of 5 players, but nobody knows, especially the journalists as they seem to get fed fake news on purpose.

Just a drop of transfer news, I beg you

I respect that

Sounds pretty groovy

You know the thread's gone downhill when people start bringing up random players from 25 years ago Stressful job or are you imbibing a certain plant?

The goalkeepers names look like they were generated by an AI

Neither does quantum physics

Just proves that jokes aside Longstaff is actually really good. But that RED WALL looks incredible.

I feel bad for saying this so I apologise... but I don't accept your apology!

He's played 3 games total for us and has earned over 1.5 million quid. Pretty groovy.

He's got 26 caps for Scotland so it's not unfathomable. He'd do a job in the Championship I think, surprised nobody has made an offer, even a low one.

We definitely need him, but we can't afford him due to FFP

Luke could be chatting shite. But that website is probably just saying the opposite for hits. And it's worked...

I hope this is real.

CM Punk has let himself go

Two signings in in one day

I don't think Martial is a good player

Less than 1/3 goals over his time at the club simply isn't good enough. I don't think he's a good player. But I respect your opinion.

I agree with your grander point. Rio and Kompany and Van Dijk in their prime were pretty fast though, just odd examples. Could have thrown in a Maldini or Bobby Moore to bolster your argument.

Martial is total garbage. Went to Sevilla, 12 games and 1 goal in a poorer league. Less than 1 in 3 goalscoring ratio for Man Utd and that's because he's had some decent players around him. I hope he goes to Spurs.

What happens if say Isak got injured during Wilson's innevitable injury period. Who would play down the middle?