Virtua Stiva

If these refs don’t buck their ideas up, they’re going to get a bad name for themselves

Would be worth taking on board but Martin Keown is a fuckwit

Pressure is truly getting to Minecraft Mikel. That’s the only thing that can explain a truly “embarrassing” post-match interview.

Some of you lot have lost the fucking plot, like. Would twist on 21.

Not going to lie, if we want to rock up at the door of every keeper we're going to face from now until May and hand over a briefcase full of money to get them to throw a wobbler against us, I'm all for it.

Fucking hell, can't believe we've lost the actual gigabytes worth of CTs home cooking pictures. You could fill a 500GB harddrive with those plates of absolute misery.

Cheers, my man. I always wanted to change it to Faustino Sarsparilla but I'll not have the chance now. All of it lost, like tears in rain.

Parky last seen refreshing flight tracker to check the real time spread of 5G, mind warping chem trails.

I haven't even been accepted into it so I'm declaring it shite until I'm granted access. This is the Ayatollah himself btw