Virtua Stiva

I’ve had a sneaky feeling that Haiti will get a result off them so this is good for my bets

Neves and Vitinha in that PSG have a very good shout. Obviously not tonight because they were up against the Ice Bucket Challenge of football teams but other than that, watching them run the show is great.

Would love this kind of poetic antagonism between lads who are going to be Brazil’s centre halves in a couple of weeks

The cunt finally gets his comeuppance. Lovely

Here we gan

Had an awful feeling that Arsenal are going to sneak it. I think they’ll make it their sort of game, they have better centre halves than Bayern and have the legs and mobility to get around the pitch with PSG. Gabriel with the winner after he avoids a red card for head butting someone

Convinced that was actually him. Didn’t he announce it on Twitter before anyone else? Like The Rock announcing Bin Laden being done in

Half 6 on a Friday morning btw

Too late to sneak Wharton into the England squad like he should be?

Reading between the lines of the statement, sounds like they’re being tight cunts again

£70m + add-ons is the absolute height of what we can get for him tbh. I’m genuinely amazed that people think we should be holding out for more that will never arrive. If that’s their first offer than fucking hell

I must be the only one who thinks 60m is a decent fee Still time for Bayern to drive the price up too which I imagine we’re hoping for

Gordon will do very well over there and cement his England place for the foreseeable IMO. No real hard feelings other than that stupid fucking headband and I’ll try not to let his selective performances this year ruin his good spell here. Hopefully he’s replaced sharpish with someone who can give us a season like he did in 23/24

Anywhere between 1 month and 3 and a half years IIRC

Chelsea will have enquired about every decent player with a pulse in the last 48 hours so I wouldn’t worry too much