Virtua Stiva

I’ve had a sneaky feeling that Haiti will get a result off them so this is good for my bets

Neves and Vitinha in that PSG have a very good shout. Obviously not tonight because they were up against the Ice Bucket Challenge of football teams but other than that, watching them run the show is great.

Would love this kind of poetic antagonism between lads who are going to be Brazil’s centre halves in a couple of weeks

The cunt finally gets his comeuppance. Lovely

Here we gan

Had an awful feeling that Arsenal are going to sneak it. I think they’ll make it their sort of game, they have better centre halves than Bayern and have the legs and mobility to get around the pitch with PSG. Gabriel with the winner after he avoids a red card for head butting someone

Convinced that was actually him. Didn’t he announce it on Twitter before anyone else? Like The Rock announcing Bin Laden being done in

Half 6 on a Friday morning btw

Too late to sneak Wharton into the England squad like he should be?

Reading between the lines of the statement, sounds like they’re being tight cunts again

£70m + add-ons is the absolute height of what we can get for him tbh. I’m genuinely amazed that people think we should be holding out for more that will never arrive. If that’s their first offer than fucking hell

I must be the only one who thinks 60m is a decent fee Still time for Bayern to drive the price up too which I imagine we’re hoping for

Gordon will do very well over there and cement his England place for the foreseeable IMO. No real hard feelings other than that stupid fucking headband and I’ll try not to let his selective performances this year ruin his good spell here. Hopefully he’s replaced sharpish with someone who can give us a season like he did in 23/24

Anywhere between 1 month and 3 and a half years IIRC

Chelsea will have enquired about every decent player with a pulse in the last 48 hours so I wouldn’t worry too much

Wan-Bissaka is one of those where, if you could get him to play for us as well as he usually does against us, it would be great

There’s really no guarantee Iraola walks straight into a new job. If he’s smart, he’ll wait a few months into the season to see how things go elsewhere i.e. here and he’ll still be in high demand

Where do you even start?

I know we’re on the beach but quite an alarmingly bad performance

Bruno dishing out a classic “I don’t want to get injured before the World Cup” performance here

Don’t really have too much issue with Henderson going since I can see the logic and other teams have similar players in similar roles. The idea Maguire thought he was just entitled to go because his dopey mate Southgate had him as the first name on the team sheet though

People calling for Maguire are massively living in the past IMO. He was basically playing walking football and slowing us to a crawl at the last WC and he’s now 4 years older

A lot of runners and athletes taking precedent here. This summer, England shall be playing Arsenalball™️

Hearing Eddie personally made the call to Tuchel that convinced him not to take Palmer too

Well, the talk was that he wouldn’t be swayed into any picks but fucking hell