Mazzy

The more quotes I see from Ratcliffe, the more I think he's the perfect guy for Man Utd. The more he talks the more stupid he makes himself and his club look.

So it was, my bad. It's usually Caicedo, in my defence.

VAR can rule out any goal for offside but can't suggest a yellow card AT LEAST for that challenge on Tomiyasu. Terrible tackle. Caicedo is lucky too not be off actually.

Conference League is 6th if Man Utd win the FA Cup. 7th otherwise. That's assuming ofcourse PL remains with four UCL spots.

He's 100% jumping into the crowd if he scores. Or even if anyone scores post 90th minute.

Wilson and Trippier potentially back on the bench would be a nice. Maybe one or two games too early for Big Jo though unfortunately.

Its a big risk going into next season if we just have Targett, Hall and Burn as our choices at LB. Targett is injured and for an unknown timescale, who knows how long he is out and how long he will then take to get up to speed. Could be January for all we know. Hall is 19 and maybe with a full pre season he could be close to what is required to be starting at LB, but that's still up for debate and the rest of this season will perhaps be a good sign of what's to come. Burn shouldn't be playing LB unless absolutely necessary, proven by the last few weeks, he's a different player at CB. Emergency cover only. It's why Kelly makes so much sense, he covers CB and also LB. Bringing him in (especially for free) allows another CB to come in and then you've got two players for every position across the back four PLUS very decent third choices at RB, CB and LB when Botman and Lascelles are back. RB: Tripps, Tino, Krafth RCB: Schar, New Player, Lascelles LCB: Burn, Kelly, Botman LB: Hall, Kelly, Targett, Burn

Glad this is at Palace actually. There fans will be expecting a good performance as a minimum. Ideally we wouldn't play on the counter against this lot but that could be the way this once.

Hopefully from his agent trying to drum up some interest. Having three dedicated strikers for a team that plays one up top is a total waste of money. Gordon is our third choice and that's totally fine as long as we replace Wilson with a player capable of staying for for the majority of the season. Now if the club can find a top class RW who is also capable of playing striker (or vice versa) that's ideal but it's also unlikely.

Looked like Beto was out cold before he hit the ground. Hopefully he's fine, just a bit concussed.

Could be talking about Sels after just seeing that Everton goal.

I'm not even sure that midfield is an area we are desperate to do any business in. Bruno Joelinton Tonali Willock Longstaff Anderson Miley I'd be content going into next season with those 7 to fill 3 spots at any given time. Obviously if Miley goes out on loan then we'd need another to come in because I don't think 6 is enough given that Bruno and Joelinton will most likely get 25 yellow cards between them through the year. CB, LB and RW are far more urgent and ofcourse ST as well assuming that Wilson is leaving. That's four positions we need a player for and ideally we need two CBs. So that's five players needed as minimum in the summer without even thinking about another CM added into that.

Shitty behaviour from the Arsenal players there. Lemina obviously in quite a bit of pain holding his back (after being knees full speed by Raya) and they're just stepping over him and fiat bumping Raya. Just go around him, arrogant pricks.

Oh that's a shame. Lucky to have got that really, they've been let off by Wolves lack of teeth up front.

Thank fuck for that. Now just need Coventry to beat Man Utd for the laughs and Man City beat them in the final.

Those 3 would be superb. But would Mamardashvili come here to not be certain number 1? If we're spending big on a keeper then Pope has to leave, surely. Arsenal are proof it doesn't work having two competing "number 1s". We'd be better off going for a young keeper who doesn't cost a huge amount who can grow into his own and spend that £40M ish elsewhere.

Targett seems to be crocked. Who knows when he'll be fit and even when he is he's average. Burn is unequivocally better at CB, should only be LB in an emergency. Hall is 18, he's not ready to be first choice. Tino and Trippier are our RBs, they shouldn't be being considered to play any amount of games at LB. We need a LB and the club know it, it's why they're so keen on Lloyd Kelly.

Same could be asked of the grown men and women in the crowd. Must feel good to see all the fans that have called you a cunt all night crying at the end.

Oh no, the poor French...

This has got a hint of that time Heskey smashed into Ferdinand in training and ruled him out of the World Cup. Don't let him anywhere near Bruno, Isak or Gordon for the next month.

Botman won't be ready surely. Burn and Schar to continue if we haven't got anyone else in and Hall or Kelly (if he signs) at LB would be better. No sense rushing Botman back AGAIN. Also, Id be swapping Miley on the bench for Anderson, Miley can go out on loan to the championship (assuming Willock is fit and we sign another CM as you've suggested) Almiron needs to sold as it's pretty much our last chance to get big(ish) money for him. Also, no Wilson on that bench so Im guessing you'd get rid and that means we'd need to bring another striker in to cover.

I was shocked to see he's 5ft9. Then even more shocked to see Gordon is 6ft. Could've sworn both of them were the same height and I wouldn't have said it was 6ft.

I look away for 10 minutes and Palmer has a hat trick.

Isaks injury record pre Newcastle is very good though, that's the difference. Wilson's has been awful for a long time now and at multiple clubs. Part of the problem Isak has had was having to play every single game because Wilson was injured (and the style of play). And shock horror their best time last season was when both were fit and could be rotated. That's why Wilson needs to go and whoever we bring in needs to be more reliable.