Billy Warthog

Ok, this is getting silly now.

Oooh look at me, I can score a free kick... pathetic. ?Get in!

What's the odds that the team will come back out unchanged?

They're all running into each other... ffs

There'll be more than 5 mins stoppage, right?

Bit better from England, this. Septics could qualify now too...

Rashford thinks he's Brazilian.

Almost a decent goal there.

WTF was that Maguire?!!?

Any prospective world champions would have been winning this by now.

This is all currently going as I thought it would.

Pretty bored so far.

I'm not feeling massively inspired here. Need early goals or the rot sets in...

National anthems are always out of sync on the telly! ?

We'll probably win, but it'll be unconvincing as usual. Prove me wrong...! ?

Netherlands / Qatar game should have been on ITV4....

Came out of nowhere that... great finish.

Richarlison got it disallowed?

Or maybe not...

Unless the Belgians are playing a fiendishly clever game, I don't think they're going to win the cup this year.

Canada only have themselves to blame, but they were the better side. Step up a gear 2nd half, who knows?

Christ, should be 1-1...!

All that's missing from Canada is the finish. Belgium are there for the taking. Edit: Or maybe not... 1-0 Belgium

Hartson is excited.

High chance of a winner for either side, albeit a flukey one probably