Billy Warthog

2-1! GIT IN THERRRREEEE

It's been given, right?

YES!! ISAK!

We might turn into a different side after half time. They'd still love revenge for the thrashing we handed them last season.

If we do end up winning, Hammers fans are going to have a right moan.... also scousers losing.

I can't see any of this, but let's hope this was just a mistake that doesn't turn into a bad day at the office.

Brewce replaces Mowbray?

4-0. This particular Barcelona isn't impressing me much.

Cheesy chip vans outside SOS with some early business incoming...

Only went out to get something from the car, and now it's 2-0 to the smogs....

Red card - bewwwww!

Drink it in!

On every single level, that was one of the best nights I've ever seen at that ground. Fucking marvellous. Paris... get it up ye! Heroic club. Legendary fans. What a time to be a Geordie!

Wonder what the odds were for this scoreline?

UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE!!!

Did Pope just get a yellow? I missed what happened...

Almost finished in Dortmund, still 0-0

YES Jamal!

Oh Bruno, that was a big chance!

It's a risky period, we're probably tiring. But we are also 3-1 up. Could be a whole lot worse!

Excellent Gordon!

About another 20 mins incl added-on time?

Pope again...

This ref is a hi-viz cunt.

Nice pressure Jamal. Think I might just have a heart attack now.