Billy Warthog

Needs changing. French are reading us like a book. Too many anonymous English players.

Dixon doesn't half talk some shite mind.

We seem to just telegraph our intentions to the French.

I don't want us to be reduced to begging for pens... let's actually have a few attempts on their goal man!

Still have a chance if we get to half time only 1 goal down. Not sure if Southgate will be bold enough with the subs though... ?

Well done T rex.

Mackem just about ruining everything there...

Ok, now it's turning... ?

First 5 mins and we're on the attack...

Quality footballs used here.

Time for a refreshing lager.

First half hour is key I think. There's always a shit period in every England game, depends if the French capitalise on that or not. Not surprised if we get thumped, but can see us pulling off a win too. Too hard to call!

Bruno saving all his goals for us?

I've never understood that rule... celebrations are part and parcel of the experience surely?

Red card for the scorer!

Well I think Callum looked sharp and hungry. It won't happen, but I think he ought to start v Senegal.

Bloody hell, 9 mins in the other game

Amazing from Callum there

Thankful our next game is on Sunday rather than when I'm working on Saturday.

Infantino bewwwws

Callum has licence to unleash one on the next chance he gets.

Miggy's pet coming on.

Ah Callum, should have buried it yourself! ?

Think we might win this group now.

Gan on Callum!