Billy Warthog

Delay on NOW TV is about 30 seconds then....!

Free corner.

Calm down City fans, don't go overboard eh?

Ok, so nobody wants to score right now then. I'll take that for the next 75+ mins.

Not sure how long we can resist this City pressing.

What we have here is a failure to communicate...

What the fuck... should be 1-0 in front!

God, about 5 players on De Bruyne and he still charges into the box with it.

I'm sure Grealish will 'win' a lot of free kicks.

Wonder what the odds for a 7-0 were before the game?

Anyone seen any evidence at all of our fans being there? Maybe there was, just don't feel like taking some mackem's word for it.

Stand up if you hate the mags... ?

What the fuck have I just seen?

But for Courtois, City might have been out of sight.

Plenty of shithousery so far.

Just like the OAPs have failed to use their bus passes to keep warm... what a way to let kindly old Boris down after all that work he says he did.

Brentford fans - "We'll race you back to London..."

Reminds me of us v Leicester in '93. Luton's aggressiveness might have just cost them a shot at the Premier League. Anyway, well done Fulham.

What actually goes through the heads of these useless little cunts? I guess not much... ever... Ah well. I'm sure someone out there will dish out plenty of justice in due course, even if the authorities don't.

99% certain we won't win. But just as I said before Liverpool, if it is a defeat then I'd like it to be a narrow one. Unfortunately, I don't think this one will be. Still, could be worse... we could very well have been in Everton's position.

Well, it wasn't a thrashing. That's encouraging at least, but we absolutely need more of a threat up front than what we have now. Well done lads.

I'm pretty sure Eddie knows by now where to strengthen for next season. Unlucky Bruno...

Wouldn't be surprised if they get a penalty in the last minutes.

I'd still be pleasantly encouraged if it finishes 1-0. As someone else said, this would be a thrashing in any other potential reality.

We're just not getting anywhere near their goal right now. They can score at any moment, and should have done.