TheBrownBottle

I think he is too like.

It’s more his valuation in the game that interests me. I think he’s almost priced out of the current market - there isn’t a centre forward in world football who does what he does and has age absolutely on his side. The links to Arsenal and Spurs of late are absolutely laughable. IF the lad leaves, it will be to a Real Madrid, not fucking Arsenal.

It would need to be a football-breaking fee to sell him for me. You’re talking getting up to the £200m mark. No-one has that kind of money, and I’m pretty confident he won’t be going anywhere just yet.

John Ceeeena; John Ceeeena can you hear me?

Horses will be put down due to an unnecessarily cruel form of entertainment

Nailed-on 1st min booking vs Palace

Superb from the manager that. A scratch back line and we nailed it

Ludicrously easy that - all credit to Howe, absolutely bossed that. All the players played well - but I thought Anderson and Krafth were outstanding (Bruno, Isak and Gordon were class as per - but Krafth in particular I thought put in a hell of a shift).

Yeeeeees

What minute do we take Bruno off and avoid the risk of a yellow?

Isak was in our half

There it is

Insane square pass by Murphy

Great fun that, playing really well, only a couple of dicey moments. Only slight, tiny negative is that this should be all over.

Feel like we really need to get a third before HT. We’re carving these open

I think Dubravka may be responsible for my IBS

Isak has my permission to never square the ball

Fucking get in Gordon lad

Superb by Gordon too

YAAAAS THE FUCKING ICE MAN

Christ is this referee allergic to cards or something? Someone is going to get injured here

Barnes’ decision-making hasn’t been great so far tbh

Professional foul by Maddison

Good game this

Commentator over here just implied Spurs have had similar injury issues to us this season … fucking hell