Joseph

I can assure you all that Penn was not Luke Edwards, and the ‘IMTTS’ username was simply a wry reference to the then-banned Penn username. Good guy by all accounts, and unbelievably handsome.

Genuine question - do people read tweets from the likes of “Newcastle World” and “Footy Insider 24/7” and assume they have any grounding in reality?

Feel free not to keep us up to date with the TransferChecker Twitter account.

€10m net of a 45% tax = £300k a week at current FX rates, which seems unlikely.

What the fuck are you talking about?

why are opposition forums being mean to us!!!??

Presumably already been posted but Christ, three days ago they uploaded this...poor bastards.

Relative to what other transfer that's occurred in the past 12 months?

Not a fan. A first choice midfield three that includes two slow, unathletic players in Tonali and Bruno won’t be good enough.

Because they're both shite left backs, I imagine?

PIF slags bailing our top four rivals out.

There’s no reason for the club to try and insulate fans when 90% of the fanbase are happy to hound anyone who dares suggest it may be a bit steep. The City-fication of the club is inevitable unfortunately.

We really do have the most spineless, supine fanbase in the league these days. Must not upset Jamie Reuben!

Think this is Edwards trying to juice his click through rate before the new Telegraph bosses start swinging the sword.

That’s a class loan. Poor Garang got sent to Mordor cos there were a few other Aussies in the vicinity.