Mills and Boon

No "why are you here", but definitely a few little piggies squealing to the mods as well as the bog standard "are you the one that said this ludicrous lie I've just made up" from resident deluded gobshite Skylon

Banned off their daft forum again, they're still making up lies and deluding themselves, poor fuckers. They're also still massively obsessed with Sima, it's very strange

He is a proper glakey looking twat like

I was happy with either until I read this, but it makes sense. I don't think we can afford a mistake in the transfer market, so reducing your risk is the right thing to do

It's crazy how they're so against our owners that they're willing to bat for other human rights abusers just because they don't own us. Here's a mod from their forum excusing Qatar of its shenanigans involving the World Cup migrant workers. This is all because they've been caught out not giving enough of a fuck to protest or even not watch the World Cup while whinging on daily about Saudi Arabia. Staggering

Working themselves into a rabid frenzy, constantly lying to themselves and each other in an effort to cope with what's going on with us. Poor, delusional, racist, homophobic twats

I love the toon me like

I've not heard of lemon either. Retard and camel shagger got an airing yesterday, I complained and managed to cop another ban. Stay classy, mackems. What's the score with the tweet in support of the Aussie coming out being deleted? Is this the tweet he's on about?

I'm on a ban again. One of them mentioned that a mod was a misogynist, I said don't forget about the ethnic slurs he uses too and that was that. If they're so touchy about their history of using racist language being mentioned, maybe don't use it in the first place? Very strange bunch, I'm glad the likes of them are clearly suffering so much

Aye. Self awareness is in short supply on that forum. "In denial about what is to come" strikes a familiar chord with anyone who's read through that thread since the takeover. Poor bastards

Nail on the head for me. Bright future ahead of us

Yours = yewers Absolutely horrific accent

First time I've watched them in years. I thought they were supposed to be a good footballing side? Fulham's second string played them off the park for most of that half. The crisp packets swirling around, empty seats, crap football and the daft cunt twatting the shutters like a chimp whenever they complete a pass add up to a miserable watch. Don't think I'll bother with the second half

You have to pity these sad bastards like. That is fucking grim

I'd take one trundling in off Murphy's arse

They're using the Jedi mind tricks on themselves. "It's not embarrassing to even be in a position to enter a competition that academy teams play in, it's an illustrious achievement!"

They don't represent fully functional human beings from what I've seen. Worked with a few SAFC fans and there's been a bit of good natured, light hearted banter. It's not just because it's an online thing either, I've seen the SAFC Reddit sub, Newcastle barely got a mention, you seem sound on here. Then you go on that board and see how pure hatred has consumed them. The mods allow it to become a weird echo chamber where lies are more important than the truth depending on which team you support, Sunderland fans can openly post racist comments and Newcastle fans get banned for questioning it. It blows my mind

If we get him I hope he can do a full on David Batty and go from someone I absolutely hate to a player I love. It'll be some turn around though, can't stand the diving little fucker

Blimey. I don't even recognize any of those names, so you're pretty infamous over there it seems. They're an odd bunch. Got banned this morning for calling a compulsive liar a liar. Mods defending racist comments and banning people for speaking out against it. I had no clue they were like this. You expect a bit of rivalry etc but they're off the reservation with it. I'm new here, just signed up today, tell me it's not a mirror version of that place? Doesn't seem like it from a brief flick through a few threads

It's Sima! What did you do to the cranks on RTG?! They're absolutely shaken by whatever it was and accuse just about every Newcastle fan of being you on an alt account