Mills and Boon

Woltemade got loads of minutes and he struggles to get out of first gear

You'd need a lot of constant running from workhorse style players to cover the lack of graft from the likes of Neymar

Ran the arse off them for two years and left. Bit like Bielsa in that respect. Wonder how they'll get on next year with the extra games and that

There's no contradiction in anything I've said. Bore off

Yawn. Been over it and over it. There's even context behind who we brought in and why but it'll be wasted on you

I mean that's absolute bollocks. I've criticized Howe plenty, over how the Isak money was spent especially. Don't make stuff up

You can strip out as much context as you want if you're ignorant enough

My head is out of the sand. I'm viewing the season in context. Try it

He hasn't cured cancer, the lazy scouse cunt

If you think being without Isak didn't negatively impact our early season, and playing more games than most didn't negatively impact our late season, then you're wrong. It's crazy to think these things didn't impact our season and it's only the most ardent Howe Outers who come out with this kind of crap

I fancy Summerville more as he's only 24, but there's also a nagging part of me that recognizes he's a pacey winger best suited to breaking against teams on the counter, and we signed one of those last season

They're not really being pulled apart. Like I don't think anyone was citing the 58 games before we'd actually played them, you've not pulled that apart you've just moved the goal posts on when the point was being made

I was on about Lloyd Kelly there

I still can't square away the logic behind that deal. Baffling bit of business

Not much difference in stats which probably favour Gordon. Olise went for £60m as well didn't he?

Did anyone think Olise was much better than Gordon when he was at Palace? I think Gordon will have a career catapult moment in much the same way Olise has since signing for Bayern

So if you gave those players to Bruce, we get out of bother?

Ah. Howe had fuck all to do with it then. Are you ok?

The mackems were as shite as Hull are today, won against the run of play

Tough watch. I can't remember anything that has happened

I fancy Skrillex to notch one for Boro today like. Bangarang

Up the smog monsters

Every post is a joint effort

I didn't say the only reason. I said the main one. Certainly more of a reason than the rest of the squad being unable to play 4-3-3 which was the suggestion