Mills and Boon

Madness. Gordon has been a much better player for us, Woltemade couldn't lace his boots

Sounds like absolute bollocks. I'm still going to wring its neck thinking about it though

The Emery Out crowd are champing at the bit

Am I reading that right? 16 pens taken and only 5 scored?

It's more than just another game, but it's less important than a cup game. Certainly less important than a champions league knockout game against Barcelona

Start a whip around, I'll chip in

Plucky underdogs Manchester United reduced their wage bill by 2/3 of Jadon Sancho's weekly pay packet. Must be tough working under those financial constraints

It doesn't make sense to change your system to suit a player with more weaknesses than strengths. I don't think he's suited to the league itself, no matter which position he's in

This Spurs side are ready to collapse

Love both of them. Rogers looks like he's running out of juice a bit, needs a rest

I think if Unai rubs his chin some more he might think of something to change it up

Supposed to be Spurs fans but it sounds loud doesn't it?

Would be funny if Bournemouth done them for the 5th CL place. Wonder in Doc Oc would enquire about a new contract

What's Unai playing at?

Rat boy only had one good season didn't he?

Gets right on my tits too. Clearly going to an iconic "Albert" or "Aguero" but doing it 20 times a bastard game

It's a weird take that the club has failed him and not that he's failed to meet the standards expected of a premier league striker. It happened with Tomasson off the top of my head. Some players just don't work out

Meteorite strike

I think we were lucky in that our self inflicted fuck ups didn't cost us this time. Pope's first half howler that hit the post one of many where we just invited calamity for no reason at all. We were worthy of three goals easily, Brighton pushing for an equalizer in the second half made them easy to break against

I'm not arguing with you, it's ok

Donkey who?

Notorious shit attitude haver Gordon managed. Tripps and Elanga too, none of them saw a minute on the pitch but are able to celebrate as a group. Tonali just smiles like that I reckon. He's got a bit of a hang up over his lower case teeth and upper case gums

Sanctimonious doesn't half get a good airing in this thread

Only out for himself. Couldn't even pretend to be happy for the team

By not being good enough. He's 24 and had one good season in Germany. He's had loads of games to impress over there and here and hasn't managed it