Mills and Boon

Incredible save to be fair to him

Somebody rive Madison's wig off

I was dead against it. He'd done fuck all for at least 3 years

Anywhere else on the pitch the ref gives it as a foul. Probably a yellow card as well. Fuck knows why he didn't give it real time

Got to be a foul

Hating on Richarlison is absolutely effortless

Great strike

Forgot about Kelly. Some of the best business we've ever done, that. None of it makes any sense to me to this day mind

He's not signed anyone from Bournemouth has he?

Which one of you said that?! Good game this. Spurs are still an absolute shambles. Crowd waiting to turn

Too many Joes posting in here

Fuck me gently. I didn't believe that at all and had to Google it

Howe took a gamble on a young, unproven striker and it didn't work out. Tried him in three different positions and he's looked crap in all of them. I just hope someone still thinks there's a player in there and we don't lose too much money on him. Unfortunately I can see the likes of Bayern looking at him and feeling grateful that they dodged a bullet

There'd have been hell on if we went into the season with just Osula up top

He almost trips himself to keep the ball in with his left here and it was far easier to use his right. Absolutely bizarre decision considering it's his weaker foot. I feel like player 1 is controlling his right leg and player 2 is controlling his left, and they're both wanting to be the hero

He's banged in some lovely curlers with his left peg

I thought the point about Arteta was more about the club having patience with him when the fans wanted him out and then being rewarded. Some Arsenal fans wanted him gone early doors and he's proven them wrong

Who knew he was right footed?

I mentioned that yesterday. I think it's because there are fewer left footed players than right, so it's purely a numbers thing. Can't remember another time a left back has played on the right

Show me one manager who hasn't signed a dud or two

We've seen loads of right footed left backs over the years. Can't think of many left footed right backs?

Ah. I think I get the problem. You don't know what you're talking about. That's why you're bringing long ball football and hammers into it. That's why you think we should play Woltemade in his proper position, despite him playing there more times this season than anywhere else and failing. That's why you think formation doesn't matter but also it's a problem that Howe is wedded to 4-4-2 at Bournemouth and 4-3-3 here. That's why you don't think Howe will change from a 4-3-3 to fit a number 10 in the side despite him doing exactly that today. I get it now. Cheers

Ah right. Maybe don't bring long ball football into the conversation if it doesn't involve your point at all? So we shouldn't run, press or cross as much, that it?