Irish Magpie

Temperament problems aside his forward passing today were overweighted, each and every one of them. He had an off day for sure and I'm guessing he knows it better than any of the observers on here.

FFS! I've been behaving like a complete tit for the last 35 minutes because I could not find the game - convinced it was a 16:30 kick-off. Came on here out of desperation only to find I could relax for another 20 minutes. Let's GO!

Best player we have bar none, and its a fecking high bar!

'Kin Hell, never could have predicted that score. Very enjoyable game, we looked unstoppable.

Herr Tuchel may even him pencil him in to the next squad, probably deserved too.

Think they'll win this for Eddie.

We seem to have done okay so far. Isak BrunoG Tonali Botman

Have not seen us win anything since I was 9yr old. Walking on the moon today and it still hasn't fully sunk in. GET IN!

I was going to say "Christ, I don't want to see the women you've been shagging!"

1 1 8 7 27 That's their home form. 1 win, 1 draw and 8 losses in 10 home games, scoring 7 and conceding 27. They might be improving, I never saw the Man U game but they would need to have a golden day with us doing the opposite to beat us imo.

Saw a comment on a BBC site re: Tonali's excellence. "70% of the world's surface is covered by water, the rest is covered by Tonali!" It wasn't a Newcastle fan that made the comment.

Don't all those types of site just copy each other (or get their figures from the same source)? 39k seems too low, 150k has boarded the next plane leaving the atmosphere.

I was foaming about that, couldn't believe he would stop the game there with such a promising attack well underway. Still, a great game with some super goals and the obligatory 'ups and downs'.

Great result, great performance.

Good article from the Athletic last year, but modified for the present. I guess the only question now is will the general malaise at Old Trafford be enough of a millstone around this guys neck.