Fezzle

Unbelievable isn't it

Weeks a hell of a long time

He was begging for it to be the weirdo

7ft Dan burn man

Get a fucking goal, the wankers will be unbearable tonight otherwise

That the bloke who admitted he has nothing to do with the deals? Honestly this fucking place

Or 18/18 transfers took us from relegation to genuine European challengers every year

Aye, wasn't good enough etc. I remember how depressed and hateful I was under Ashley, the self entitlement since is staggering

Wish N-O was in charge instead of that fraud howe

2-0 isak worldie on the cards for all the miserable people here

Suppose Christensen and raphinha on loan would do

Baffles me people don't notice mind, like the twitter mob who screamed 'where does the premier League money go' when Ashley was here as though he pocketed £125m a season on the sly

He openly impregnated that vile creature so doubt a door bell will catch him out

Nufc employ more than 30 people.

Crazy what our accounts show

Always hard after winning the previous game with 10 men mind

What do you think pays our £180m wage bill?

Did he start many games after that? Completely justified keeping trippier at the time but getting rid of miggy wouldn't have been an issue

Had zero preseason apparently. First appearance was last week

Marina/museum bits fine, their stadium is in a cesspit mind

Actually my neighbour has a palm tree, stunning Spanish lasses in bikinis is a bigger giveaway. Also stoke is easily the worst place I been to, followed by shitehaven

Emil girafth

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