Kilcline

Fucking spiv cunt

Thought "I'm nicking that", and also a random Google later

The people who gave Potter his makeover when he went to Cheywsee will definitely be giving him a call

That was a horrible header

scouse cunts

What the bloody hell is Rob Earnshaw wearing?!

I was just thinking it's better than the England band and I usually stand near to them at Wembley

Fenerbahce is a good shout, I've thought for a while he stinks of Saudi given the money he is/was on. I guess it depends to what extent, if any, they turn the taps off. Suppose it's inevitable someone goes big on Salah over there first up. I'm still laughing at Vlahovic saying the other week he was waiting for Barcelona or Bayern! Apparently the candidates in the upcoming presidential election at Fenerbahce have promised Lewandowski and Mason Greenwood should they win love a good bit of overseas club politicking

Wouldn't be against signing him as such, but it'll be a non-starter on the wages. Probably end up at Atletico Madrid when Alvarez hops it to Barcelona

Ellie Carpenter and Erin Cuthbert look like they're being held against their will in those Chelsea kit launch photos

bugger, too hasty!

Fantastic news

Remember this lad looking like he had something a couple of pre-seasons ago in the Girona and Brest games, obviously nowhere near ready for the first team, but there was something there. That said, Jamie Miley absolutely bossed one of those games in the middle of the park and he was peddled to Hartlepool not long after. Last year he was dreadful, and it's not like he'd just hit a wall by staying in the U21s and he was too good for that level or anything like that, he was just absolutely nowhere near, proper "supporter won a raffle to get a game" stuff. Hopefully he works it out and goes on to have a decent career at a reasonable level.

Usually closely followed by the predictable, always from the same sources, "but not good enough for Newcastle eh lads?" appended whenever a manager that has been vaguely linked to us gets a job at a bigger club. Mourinho and Iraola being the two current flavours of the month on that front.

There we go, must have hit send a few seconds later!