elonex

he hates his life by the sounds of it

If the players are even half as fucking pumped as I am right now they should be able to beat anyone

Look what the cat dragged in

Mbeckenbauer

Maybe he's never been on a plane before and he's just proper buzzin

Please die in a fire at your earliest convenience

Less than the average James fuck sesh (combined)

It's a lolocaust

Always happens when Shola's getting a slating

Sorry im a bit late...... stupid mackem spacka cunt

Next time I see you plodding on your little bike I'm gonna lean out my car window and blow my vuvuzela right in your fucking ear

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You sound quite rattled yourself pal

Looking forward to the premier league season kicking off and they start going off because a bunch of England fans have brought them back. It will happen. Brought them back? You can buy them in Sainsbury's. brb