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Pavlovic has been a disaster every time I've seen him this season, fan winning a raffle to get a game bad

Decent start for Napoli

And we thought our fan engagement event last year suggesting a quiz was bad, they're getting a dating show and probably half time kiss cam the silly cunts

Let's not also forget to mention the only reason a SMB knows the players liked it is because they've been looking at it themselves

"Has Riggsy liked it or any other players or staff?" Lovely day for it

To paraphrase the great man before a famous game: "If they want a Newcastle United Football Club going to the top despite all the made up on the fly restrictive rules, let's fucking give them one."

History and facts are mags marra

Gameweek 30 Arsenal 3-0 Fulham Wolves 1-1 West Ham Forest 2-2 Man United Bournemouth 3-1 Ipswich Brighton 2-2 Villa Man City 4-0 Leicester Newcastle 3-1 Brentford Southampton 1-3 Palace Liverpool 3-0 Everton Chelsea 3-1 Spurs Gameweek 31 Everton 0-3 Arsenal Palace 2-2 Brighton Ipswich 1-1 Wolves West Ham 2-2 Bournemouth Villa 1-1 Forest Brentford 2-2 Chelsea Fulham 1-2 Liverpool Spurs 4-1 Southampton Man United 1-3 Man City Leicester 1-3 Newcastle @Magpie Just added week 31 here mate rather than a seperate post.

Aye, saw Caught Offside or Team Talk had rehashed it as new news in the last couple of days

May have to set aside my not giving a fuck about other clubs and what they do in the hope Salah and Van Dijk leave aswell, the response from their fanbase will be one of the best things to happen since we last won a trophy!

Generic adidas advert featuring man most people won't recognise in window of shop most people will walk past anyway that even fewer will now pay attention to with the fence around it. But aye. Northumberland St has fallen marras.

Tuchel doing the Lord's work and resting the big man tonight

He's well liked and gives it the nice guy act but he's definitely weird when it comes to his mates. His last season doing Soccer Saturday there was a game where they were showing after full-time and he said "the fans aren't directing this at the manager and players, it's at the board," while on screen they had "Manager Out" bedsheets and were singing you're not fit to wear the shirt. Can't remember who it was mind, might have been Everton

Dyche is a disgrace and will be lucky to get another job. Moyes is hardly innovative but had Everton playing some half decent stuff and not just lumping it from Pickford after a week in the job.

Looking forward to the Groomers update later and learning how many of us they ironed out today

That is top. I always knew one day there'd be a non-work related reason for me to have TikTok

Better leave the pub to go and watch the great man warm up I suppose

I was hoping they'd start together to see how Guehi enjoyed the experience after looking gutted at the Hall and Tino pic during the last international break 😅

Starts - England's number 12 (according to the UEFA app)

https://x.com/UtdDistrict/status/1902970933142249655

Plenty of practice, we'll have it down to a t when we do the treble

How's that still up after all the song and dance they made about complying with the Ofcom rules the fucking thick cunts

Was delighted when my lad said he didn't fancy it. I'm already frothing at the mouth for the Brentford game so a weekend watching FA Cup QFs we should be playing in will be just the ticket 😅