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From ESPN What's the usual allocation for the Premier League? At the start of every season, the Premier League's European allocation is: Champions League: Places 1-4 Europa League: 5, FA Cup winners Conference League: Carabao Cup winners What does Newcastle winning the Carabao Cup mean? Newcastle United are guaranteed a place in the Conference League after they beat Liverpool 2-1 in the Carabao Cup final on March 16. So that makes the allocation: Champions League: 1-4 Europa League: 5, FA Cup winners Conference League: Newcastle United However, if Newcastle (who are sixth) finish in the top five, they will play in the Champions League or the Europa League, and the Conference League place transfers to another team: Champions League: 1-4 Europa League: 5, FA Cup winners Conference League: 6 However, the above scenarios can also be affected by the FA Cup. How about the FA Cup? There are four teams left in the FA Cup: Crystal Palace, Aston Villa, Manchester City and Nottingham Forest. The winners of the competition qualify for the Europa League. However, as with Newcastle, if the winners finish in the top five, the place transfers to the league, and that will almost certainly be the case Forest (third) lift the cup, and possibly if either Villa (ninth) or Man City (fifth) do so. Champions League: 1-4 Europa League: 5, 6 Conference League: Newcastle United If Palace, who are 12th, win the FA Cup, then it's very likely the league places will be unaltered: Champions League: 1-4 Europa League: 5, Crystal Palace Conference League: Newcastle United But if both Newcastle and the winners of the FA Cup finish inside the top six, a Europa League place goes to sixth and the allocation for the Conference League drops down another place to seventh: Champions League: 1-4 Europa League: 5, 6 Conference League: 7 <b>What if a Premier League team wins the Champions League?</b> If Arsenal win the Champions League and finish inside the top four (the latter of which is almost certain), the places are unaltered. The place in the Champions League group stage reserved for the holders, which Arsenal will not need, goes to the highest-ranked team in the playoff round. Champions League: 1-4 Europa League: 5, FA Cup winners Conference League: Newcastle United If Aston Villa win the Champions League, it could look a little different. If Villa -- who are ninth right now -- finish fifth, the Premier League would have five teams in the Champions League (seven teams in Europe as is standard) and it would surrender the place in the Europa League designated for Aston Villa by league position. Champions League: 1-5 Europa League: FA Cup winners Conference League: Newcastle United If Aston Villa win the Champions League and finish sixth, the Premier League would have an eighth team in Europe, as they would not -- as it stands -- be in a domestic European place. Champions League: 1-4, Aston Villa Europa League: 5, FA Cup winners Conference League: Newcastle United What about if Newcastle United finish inside the top five, plus Aston Villa finish sixth and win the UCL? Villa would be in the Conference League place and the Premier League would give up that spot and have no team in the competition. Champions League: 1-4, Aston Villa Europa League: 5, FA Cup winners Conference League: -- The scenarios would drop down one place if the FA Cup winners finish inside the top five. So, if Villa finish sixth and win the UCL, the Premier League would give up a UEL place. If Villa were seventh, it would be the Conference League spot.

You would end up with a arse like Bonnie Blues snatch.

You tried getting a Go North East bus these days, id be surprised if it didn't break down half way round.

Q&A with Newcastle Women sounds a bit drab. Pete Graves is annoying too Glad im not going

Barton's record is like an Argos catalogue, we should erase the thick c**t from memory of ever playing for our club. The bloke must have some serious or be on the spectrum or something, hes got a temper and his gob is too far ahead of his brain. March 2007 - Assault & Criminal Damage (cleared) May 2007 - Assault on Ousmane Dabo (guilty got 4 months suspended) December 2007 - Assault (guilty got 6 months jail) August 2008 - James Tandy cigar in eye - settled out of court June 2012 - arrested for fight outside nightclub - no charge April 2019 - ABH against Barnsley manager (not guilty) July 2021 - assault on wife (guilty 12 week suspended sentence April 2024 - Libel 1 - Jeremy Vine bike nonce (settled out of court) June 2024 - Libel 2 - Jeremy Vine (settled out of court) July 2024 - Malicious Communications against Aluko (charged awaiting trial) Should just lock him up for a few years tbh. His lawyer must rub his hands together everytime he does something stupid.

Gordon has got CallumWilsonitus

Fender urgh.

Hope Bruno lifts the trophy with Trippier, he was a huge part of the club transformation and was unfairly IMO removed as captain

Im shaking like a shitting dog

Omgggggg

Still need a pisa

Ffs onside that

Ffs

8 mins fuck off man

Murphy walking like he shit himself

How long before the forum breaks at full time

7 mins stoppage time ffs

When do we go shearer style and take it in the corner

Silly fk to give away

Need a piss but dont want to move

He wouls be thinking give me a pint of Carabao beer

Get a third and its game over

Coronary Care gonna be overloaded at this rate

Isak should have went for overhead kick