JigsawGoesToPieces

Must have been a power cut at Adidas HQ when they designed this one

1999 charva wants their outfit back

Not surprised they dont know how a minimum fee release clause works, we can reject anything below £100m upto 30th June after that his fee is dictated by us. Idiots

Wonder if £20-£25m for Almiron to Saudi would see us ok for FFP? He's a limited player similar to ASM so dont think hes worth much more than that.

Maybe controversial Names on shirts should be for kids only tbh, looks shit when you see 40 and 50 year old blokes with names on backs of footie shirts

This will be the main reason for Citys claim tbh. Shifting PLs legal dept away from the 115 charges onto this means they could be distracted and overlook something as part of the 115 charges that they can use to get off

If Longstaff could dribble, control a ball, pass, score and tackle he would be a footballer.

Footballers have a very short career span, most will pick more money at the end of the day Good to see were not will to pay over inflated wages anymore.

Would fly away at the first opportunity

Director of People & Talent, same thing.

Chief People Officer is another common one but we probably already have one, basically an HR director.

State of that, barely legible english.

Surely it will be something like (using nufc.com dont recognise half the kids tbh) Registered players 18/25 10 home grown Pope (HG) Gillespie (HG) Burn (HG) Schar Botman Lascelles (HG) Livramento (HG) Krafth Tonali Bruno Joelinton Willock (HG) Longstaff (HG) Anderson (HG) Gordon (HG) Barnes (HG) J.Murphy (HG) Isak U21 dont need registering (for 24/25 season born on or after 1st Jan 2003 Listed under first team on nufc.com but not including those listed as part of u21s Hall L.Miley Koul J.Miley Minteh Turner-Cooke A.Murphy Huntley Parkinson Stanton Thompson Charlton A.Harrison Harris Hernes Sold (some depending on if we can find a willing buyer) Dubravka Trippier? Targett Wilson Almiron Lewis Fraser Hayden Loan (Over 21) Ashby De Bolle White

Remember getting this valentines card off my lass

Hayden still on the books till 2026 isnt he?

Why did Guardiola let his players go out on the piss till 5am Monday morning when they had a derby FA cup final the following Saturday?

Doku just another ASM, runs with the ball but his end product is awful

Man City players still drunk from last Sunday?

Some clubs who have definitely qualified for the Conference League here - Qualification for European Cup Football 2024/2025 (kassiesa.net) Obviously not all of them will make it through the playoffs. Ones in bold are still TBC Fiorentina (ITA) - unless they win the Europa League then it will be passed to 9th (currently Torino) Real Betis (ESP) Lens (FRA) Vitória Guimarães (POR) Utrecht or Go Ahead Eagles (NED) St.Mirren (SCO) Istanbul Basaksehir (TUR) FC St Gallen (SWI) FC Zurich (SWI) Brann Bergen (NOR) Tromso (NOR) Hajduk Split (CRO) NK Osijek (CRO) AEK Athens (GRE) Olympiakos (GRE) Maccabi Haifa (ISR) AEK Larnaca (CYP) Omonia Nicosia (CYP) BK Haken (SWE) Djurgardens (SWE) Legia Warsaw (POL) Puskas Academica (HUN) FC Fehervar (HUN) CFR Cluj (ROM) Cherno More Varna (BUL) DAC Dunajska Streda (SVK) Spartak Trnava (SVK) FK Astana (AZB) FK Aktobe (AZB) NK Maribor (SLO) Olimpija Ljubljana (SLO) Germany is still up in the air as could be either Frankfurt, Hoffenheim or 8th place depending if Leverkusen win the DFB Pokal as 7th would get EL (currently Hoffenheim) and 8th would get Conference League (currently Heidenheim)

Price now £15m and Ashworth has to drive back up and clean the bogs at SJP after every match

At the minute its Fiorentina instead of Napoli

Same, don't think playing in the conference league will attract many players This season the group stages was made up of England (Aston Villa) Scotland (Aberdeen) France (Lille) Italy (Fiorentina) Germany (Frankfurt) Holland (AZ) Belgium x2 (Brugge & Genk) Switzerland Turkey x2 (Besiktas & Fenerbahce) Bulgaria Finland Denmark Norway Iceland Faroe Islands Hungary Switzerland Poland Slovakia x2 Slovenia Serbia Israel Ukraine Czech Rep Croatia Kazakhstan Kosovo Bosnia

Another game, another poor performance, really poor defensively and in the final third Would rather we finished 8th now then play against some random team from Lithuania on a Thursday night Dubravka - 4 Hall - 6 Burn - 5 Kraft - 5 Trippier - 4 Anderson - 5 Bruno - 5.5 Longstaff - 4 Gordon - 6.5 Murphy - 5 Isak - 5 Barnes - 5 Almiron - 5 Schar - 5 Joelinton - 5

Big Jo been poor since he came on, not really imposed himself on the game