KennyUtd

Cue Froggy with justification for everything. He'll put us all straight.

Spoke to him in what way though. As in "come to Newcastle and we'll tear up the league" or "you can come to Newcastle but you're not getting in ahead of my pal Murph"

Every single player in the world is for sale. It's all about how much clubs are willing to pay in a transfer fee and wages. Clubs saying "we won't sell at any price" are bullshitters of the highest order.

Sell them to who though? Not hearing of interest in either of them tbh. Players have to want to leave too.

Should be buzzkill surely...😆

Hahaha, aye you're probably right. 4th of June and I'm already bored with the whole thing.

You're probably right in some respects. Maybe instead of listing trophies and international caps we should say how many Monaco Grand Prix they were invited to. How many red carpets they were pictured on. The amount of Nivea ads they appeared on.

Not sure Bowen would knock back a stint in Saudi mind. Have him a couple of years and he could help deliver another trophy. Worth £60 million in my opinion. Feel like we'd get at least £40 million back at some point.

Howay man. You're telling me that Mbuemo is signing for you because, you know, United? When all we hear is players are desperate to play Champions League football and he might not get another chance. Yeah, you're a massive club still but he's going for the lucre. To a club who were, supposedly, gonna be skint by last Christmas. Yet can pay stupid money and wages for Cunha and Mbuemo. No idea why you're on here almost every day trying to convince everyone you're poor United. Fkn nonsense. I do hope for your own health that you're not on every other club's forums.

Last summer???? More like 20 years I'd say.

Aye, sorry. My wife just said the same. Something I definitely need to work on. 😆

Sell every keeper except Pope and Dubravka. Then can we please concentrate on strengthening the more important positions. We can think about a better keeper after next season.

What the actual fuck is happening here. Krul? Forster? I couldn't give a flying fuck about 4th choice fkn keepers man. Sign someone who walks straight into the first 11. Sign them now.

Then what's the point in life.

I don't usually condone violence but someone should punch you full in the face for that post. 😆😁😁

That's definitely a factor. 😄

Fuck sake, the transfer window is tiring already. I'm exhausted and it's only the fkn 2nd of June. 😆

Just fuck off then. You unambitious toss pot.

I will bang my head a million fkn times against my steering wheel if we sign this egotistical clothes horse. I'd have Paul Kitson as he is now over this posturing bell end. Just to be clear like.

Longstaff currently packing his bags.

Murphy is streets ahead of Dibling at present. I don't think we need a GK either. Not next season anyway.

TBF this is still lightening pace for Newcastle.

Don't make any rash decisions man. A cookie pack is the future.

😂🤣🤣😅 excellent

Him and 50,000 of us.