KennyUtd

Aye, she will. T'was ever thus. 😆

While the cat's away and all that. I've hoovered and emptied the dishwasher so she can have no complaints.

Brilliant goal 👏👏👏👏

It was. Been quite the weekend. 😆

Haha, that's my boy.

Someone anally penetrate that whistle blower with a baseball bat full of nails please. For the sake of us all.

9 on a Saturday, stone cold sobriety? Make some different life choices mate, before it's too late.

Inter are better than this mind. A bit shell shocked here but they'll be a threat at some point. They did a real job on Barcelona when they looked fucked.

Not sure your husband would be happy mind.

That defending man. 😂🤣😅

He'll be there in spirit.

I could watch that for ages. In fact, I have. A thing of beauty.

Oh well, we can dream. 😒

Could this be us 1 day? Seriously.

Calm down Luke, it's just bantz.

That'll be a new team bus then.

Froggy lad, you really need to give yourself a break from this, and possibly other, forums. It's Friday night mate, go and get pissed. I can say this from the perspective of somebody who is already twatted. It's the way to go bud.

Just wanted to post to say Dan Burn is everything I want in a Newcastle player. I understand he's not the most gifted but in my near 50 years of supporting The Toon he's given me as much joy as any other player. And that includes David Ginola. I've lived through Gascoigne, Beardsley, Waddle and even the legend that is Alan Shearer. But this lad man. He's living everyone's dream. This post might also be fueled by 2 bottles of Malbech but I'll stand by it tomorrow...probably.

Ha, just my initial reaction to seeing Delap going to Chelsea. It's definitely a thing though. Particularly if the players already play down South. It's the shopping for the missus innit.

Looks like we're still going to struggle to convince players to come North eh. Seems ridiculous but it's still a problem. It's London most of the time, game time or not. Annoying as fuck.

Load of bollocks. Everyone knows it's 'antique brass' ffs.

A behemoth bunch of cunts, I'll give them that.

Currently opining that they're bigger than both Leeds and Forest. Mmm, I don't think so. Fkn obsessed with how big they think they are over anything else. Absolutely dog wank for years but "we're massive man marra". Fkn idiots.

He's dead to them marra.

I think Geuhi and Botman would be fkn awesome like.