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Forest turning their goal difference around after last week's horror show. Still only +9 mind. Chris Wood having some spell too. Really thought they'd drop away but maybe not. Bastards.

Peak Miggy man.

"If Ollie Watkins is worth £60 million then we should definitely be getting £90 million for this kid marra. And a 90% sell on clause. We should ask for Pedro and Kitoma as part of the deal anarl. We're fkn massive man marra. 48,000 every week che. Best fans in the world"

😆😁😄 if only...

You clearly don't love it, and it certainly wasn't a boast, but I should explain more. I had a family to get home to and didn't feel I could sit and play Fifa with 7 younger lads. Poor on my part but fkn hell, I have loads of fun too. Just not in front of a telly. 😆

It is, in fact.......the truth.

Que?

Your skills have deserted you this time mate. I was repairing his toilet door. 😆

I can attest to this. Was working in his house at Darras when this happened and she was heartbroken. He had half a dozen of his mates staying with him and the mood was awful. They were happy I was a Newcastle fan and asked me to stay and play Fifa. Unfortunately I was, and still am, an adult so just did my work and left. Darren Bent was spot on though.

I've never been so insulted in all my...oh, hang on, I have actually.

It's fkn annoying is what it is...😤

I'll fkn pull you up for it. Ken??? Just why man?

We definitely made overtures...

Oucha...

I've just seen Tonali in Gossy Traders. Drinking coffee with some Mediterranean looking bloke. Sorry, that's all I have.

A decent signing now, RW or another striker, could be the difference between winning a trophy and finishing top 4/5 or not. If we wait until the summer we're starting all over again. I just want nice things. Why can't we have nice things. Sobbing here.

Very funny thread on today about a Sunderland supporting woman with a gay daughter who called TalkSport this morning, very upset about all the homophobic chanting at the SOL. Swiftly became all about gravy and has now descended into abuse about her looks and she's a real hard case. A couple of people who know her have assured everyone that she's definitely a MLF. It's not going well. Poor Lindsay. 😆😁😄 Edit: The homophobic chanting isn't the funny part obviously. It's the indignation from the forum contributors that's funny. Just to be clear...phew.

Don't worry Brian, you won't be taking penalties for us.

Mackem...😉

Hahaha, knew it would come back and bite me on the arse.

I'd volunteer for that.

In fact, is Gvardiol just Miggy in disguise? Playing like him tonight.

He looks ready made for the Prem...unfortunately.

Gvardiol with an Almiron ball in there. 🤦‍♂️

Mate, they'll lose in the play-offs. Probably to West Brom managed by Mowbray. It'll be delicious.