KennyUtd

It's just mad over on SGM. Becca is astounded that businesses are money making schemes, who knew. And Jon is so incensed he writes in capital letters to show how strongly he feels about it all. Take a deep breath before reading Becca's post, not a comma or full stop to be had. They hate/love the 'racist card'? on there. Probably because they think everyone owns one except them. Everyone is using them or throwing them apparently. Really pisses them off. 😆

Gareth Bale but no Harry Kane. In fact there's no RVN (not gonna try and spell his surname). Mental.

It's really nothing to do with Gosforth or anywhere else in Newcastle for that matter. Just a posh version of Geordie that sounds horrific. Shearer, Bruce, Waddle all sound weird on national tv/radio. I've never heard anyone locally sound like that.

I am, here's your fiver back.

You are Ken Dodd and I claim my £5.

Semenyo and Huijsen for the money we nearly chucked on Guehi would do us nicely I think.

That's the spirit.

Lads man, come on, it's nearly Christmas.

Nnnnoooooooooooooo😱😰😓

Murph hat-trick incoming. 😆😁😄

This is more like it boys. Great football all over.

Like Alan Bennett mate. Beautiful but so sad.

Then fell straight back down again.

46 pages and counting on whether the SOL should be extended. This is the best post so far. When they get promoted and compete...compete by Christ. Even talk of when they'll get Champions League. Fuck knows what's in the water over there man.

Couldn't gan the neet marra. Only chance to de me Christmas shopping an that man. Piling in the hours at graft ye knaa. Oh, nearly forgot, FTM. Hoo we playing anyhoo marra like son. Fuck Beheddie and that che.

After seeing some of the comments on here I take back what I said. Hate the bloke and hope he never works in football again. 😆

He'll be off next summer but can anyone really blame him. He's a world class striker at a club that's stalled recently. I'm sure he hoped for some better incomings. He'll have his pick of clubs too. As long as we get at least £100 million I'll wish him good luck. As much as I hate to admit it, he's too good for us presently.

I shouldn't laugh but I really can't help myself. Probably happy for him to come back mind.

Fuck sake. 😆😆😆

I take that back. It was dad who commented. My mistake. 😬

He has. He said he wanted to say Jesus loves everyone and he loves Jesus and never intended to disrespect anyone. Fair enough I think.

I take it you don't realise I'm being a dafty then...

Woah, that's completely unnecessary. A grovelling apology and a pint if we ever meet will do.

Haha I thought so.

7 if you count when I actually started.