KennyUtd

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"It's like Tyson Fury jumping for a header against Bilbo Baggins" 😆😁🤣😅😂

It's who I'm afraid we might replace him with. That was all I initially suggested as the DCL links popped up again. Wishing now I really hadn't made the comment. Some right touchy fuckas about. 😆

Stop crying man ye big baby.

Look man, I'm not saying it'll happen but there's plenty of paper talk regarding DCL. And let's face it, we'll lose Isak eventually. I still remember what we did with Andy Cole too.

Bore off man

Do one? Fkn idiot.

Said this earlier. WTF were those Leicester players thinking man. Sure to get loads of grief on social media and will claim they can't understand why. I'd be well fucked off.

You can't have supported Newcastle for long if you think it's not a possibility. It screams us all day long.

If we sell Isak and bring in Calvert-Lewin I might just give up. It's a totally Newcastle thing to do and I'll be fkn raging. I mean, apo fkn plectic.

Absolutely chuffed with that performance today. Nevermind the red card, we were better all over the pitch. Play like that and we'll do those Manchester clowns next week. A special nod to the superb Tonali. Midfield looks class.

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That's renewed my faith in humanity.

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The clown shouldn't be allowed into Newcastle at all. Not to shop, socialise or sign on. He's a dolt of the highest order. Grown bloke going on like him man. 🤦‍♂️

Spat out my tea man. 😆😁😄

You see, that's the difference between fans of Man Utd and clubs like us. You've won fkn loads of trophies and then get all defensive (unlike your team 😁) when you get some stick. If you honestly think telling a Newcastle fan that we've won fuck all bothers any of us then you're mental. I'm joyous because the mighty Man Utd are finally getting to feel like others clubs supporters feel regularly. Of course you'll still get to spend whatever you like while we get drowned in PSR nonsenses so you'll be flying again sooner rather than later. As it's almost always been.

I can't argue with any of that bud. Still can't kill the joy though. 😆

Look lads, when all is said and done it's just fkn hilarious watching Man U implode. Just beautiful. Brings a tear to my eye. Happy Christmas to you all and let's hope for another year of a Manchester shitshow.

That is all.

Christmas is great but an away win the last game before makes everything a little sweeter. We really should win these games too. Although, you know, Newcastle.

There's almost tears on there today at the possibility of the forum closing next March man

Yes, yes you are.

Lovely goal from Jesus. Quite apt I suppose.

Gonna start calling Murphy 'The Carpenter' Loves the woodwork. Am I right?