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Cole Palmer, is he all that? 😆

The meltdown over on RTG is fkn beautiful. Reading that and watching Khusanov be shit is pretty entertaining.

Fkn hell, Chelsea time wasting from the 12th minute. Is Jose back in charge.

Getting Jon Dahl Thomasson vibes here.

Lol, did we dodge a bullet with Khusanov? Terrible start, poor lad.

Absolutely no excuses if we lose to Southampton. 6 points and looking woeful most weeks. It's so fkn frustrating watching us at times.

It's season 2035/36 and Newcastle's Eddie Howe is confident the club will be able to spend in the summer transfer window. " Since we first bought Sandro Tonali we've been seriously restricted by the top 6, I mean PSR rules. Selling him back to Milan, via his short stint at Man City, and now buying him back again has meant our current budget isn't as big as we hoped. We'd love to bring in a right winger but might have to stick with Fabian Schar who has been a revelation since I first played him there 5 years ago" Newcastle's hunt for their first major trophy in a hundred years goes on.

It was big money though, that's certain. Now we seem terrified to spend because of PSR but they would have known all that back in the summer. A couple of signings might win us a trophy this season too. So frustrating man.

Can someone much brighter than I please explain to me why, when we offered £70 million for a player in the summer, we can't spend any money in this window? It doesn't make sense.

Do we think Chelsea might give us £35 million for Dubs? 🤔

Same barber surely. Stevie Wonder lead stylist probably.

I was in London recently. Loads of work for decent barbers from what I witnessed. 😆

Ooofff. Too soon mate.

A bit off topic but in what fkn universe is Cole Palmer's haircut fashionable? An abomination of a thing. Mustn't have any real friends man. One of them would surely have a word.

Just awful today. Full credit to Bournemouth. We deserve nothing.

Had no idea Diallo was born in Southwick. Mackem legend.

Currently a thread with 113 posts on whether we're title contenders man. And we're supposed to be obsessed. They are absolutely shitting themselves that we might actually win something. It will destroy an entire fanbase. Fkn hilarious. 😆🤣😅

Yep, agree with that.

I think I'd cash in on Watkins before selling Duran.

Take £5 million for him and run.

Agreed. His head looks too small for that massive frame.

Was it?

We were at home against Cambridge too.

Apparently there was an Atalanta scout at their game yesterday. This plum saying he wouldn't mind Lookman is any deal they do. Fkn hell, I just can't comprehend the delusion of these halfwits. 😆

Watching this Tamworth/Spurs game is making me nervous for today. You just never know. Attitude needs to be spot on. Still scarred from previous early round disappointments I suppose.