KennyUtd

It's not clear though is it. It screams of couldn't get the deal over the line. We've been there and done that. It's poor man.

Apart from the £60 million or so we're trying to throw at Palace for Guehi. So not every last penny. We're pissing around to save £5 million and have wasted a good portion of the window concentrating on 1 player. It's turning into a massive embarrassment imo. We should have moved on 2 weeks ago. As I said, infuriating.

Who knew being the richest club in the workd would be so fkn infuriating. Can't spend, won't spend. Not sure which one it is but it's dull as fuck. Where's the roller coaster we were all promised? I feel cheated, going for a lie down. Wake me up on the 2nd.

Can someone please tell me how I can make this my phone screen. Every time I open my phone or it rings I want to see this. It's just magic. 😄😀😆😂🤣

If we sign Geuhi on the same day they flog Clarke I'll start going to church again. Fuck it, I'll even take communion. 🙏🙏🙏😆

Someone has started a thread about a helicopter above our training ground. 67 replies in a couple of hours and counting. They're not obsessed though, oh no.

Match fitness hopefully. Can't afford to lose either in my opinion.

Fkn hell mate, did The Toby run out of Yorkshire puds? It's all good fun and speculation man. Just relax and enjoy it all.

I'm assuming because we've gone all in here. If there were realistic alternatives I'm sure we would have told Palace to fuck off a week or so ago. Like I said, we look desperate and it's wasted loads of time.

Agreed but shouldn't he also have more than 1 fkn option of who to buy. We look so desperate here that Palace, quite rightly, feel they can ask any amount of money. Don't we always hear that we have a list of targets. Well we should have bid £50 million ( can't believe I'm actually writing this man) and moved on to another target. It can't be the case that he's the only centre half we've tracked. If so, they're doing a shite job of scouting players.

Mate, I'm 60 years old and have followed Newcastle for 50 years. It absolutely isn't a myth. We've always, historically, taken ages to get deals done. It's very rare to get a deal done quickly like Isak for example. It was us before, during and after Ashley. As I said, the Newcastle way.

Spurs buying Solanke took about 3 days. We always seem to take an age to get deals done. It's just the Newcastle way unfortunately. It'll still be another underwhelming transfer window wether Guehi signs or not. Only Newcastle could become super rich and not be allowed to throw money around. Man U, Chelsea on the other hand...

JUST GET IT DONNNE MAAANNNN. THERE ARE MACKEMS OUT THERE WAITING TO BE BAITED. Nerves are shredded here. 😆

The absolute state of this post man...🤦‍♂️

Some of the posts on here are class like. Funny as fuck. Glad I joined. 👍😆

😆 Hahahahaha

It'll be the family beach towel I'd imagine. I don't think I could help but shake my head seeing that but that's exactly what he'd want. Pathetic man.

No idea mate. It's as weird as that site is generally.

On holiday with wife and kids in the beautiful Portugal. And he posts this. I mean, while you're with your family on a holiday they probably paid a few quid for, he has to take time out to post about Barcodes and insist his kids assault other kids whilst playing football. What the actual fuck has to be wrong with your head to be this fuckin thick. Every single day there's at least 1 new thread about Mags, skunks, barcodes. The list is endless. I detest every single one of them. The sooner they fold the better. And now I feel better.😃

I'm sure Howe said he would like all our business done early in the window. No thought for us fans who are screaming for a top signing so we can take the piss out of the mackems. Inconsiderate bastards the lot of them. Get Arry in. Please don't pile on me, it's a joke, I'm bored.

Sounds mad but can you imagine the clean sheets.

Over 190 posts on Eddie Howe. Would any other fan base be so preoccupied with their nearest neighbours? Absolutely not. Just mental.

They're all wetting their knickers at the thought of Amanda Staveley brokering a deal with PIF to sell us and buy Spurs over on RTG. Honestly, most stupid fan base bar none. They'd rather this than getting promotion I think. I just despair at their monumental stupidity. Funny as fuck though. The fewm when we win something will be glorious.

She might like. He could look like Mehrdad 20 years ago.