KennyUtd

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Agreed with everything here and then you had to end it with "grown ass man" 😬🤢😆

The lad never wanted to be here from the off. Throw in his year not playing football, I think he just wants this all to end and go back home. Really don't think we'll ever see the Tonali that plays well for his country. Shame for us but cutting our losses might not be the worst thing.

How, for the love of God, can you play football all week, for most of your life, and still be unable to kick a fkn ball properly? Step up Nick Pope. It needs examining by experts.

Newcastle United, ruining weekends since time immemorial. Fkn dog shit that and it's only getting worse.

How/why is Almiron still on this pitch. An absolute waste of a shirt. Surely Willock or even Murphy offers loads more.

Absolutely woeful this. We are all over the place. I understand they are a better 11 than us but the difference in attitude and nous is very worrying. What the fuck was said at half-time?

We can win this mind. There fkn garbage at the back. If we can just be a little less garbage we could do these. Oh and Alan Smith is as annoying an arsehole as you're ever likely to hear.

Groin strain, 4-8 weeks if it's a mild one. Fuck sake........

I predicted 0-2 earlier. No Gordon you say. 3-0 Chelsea. 😳

I'm going to be positive and say that we really should have taken all the points from our last 2 games so today will be 0-2. HTL.

Maybe 0 goals in over 400 minutes of open play is what should frighten the most.

I think Chelsea will hump us unfortunately. We'll be out of 1 cup and down to about 11th in a couple of weeks. And I'm generally the optimistic sort.

They'll be screaming at the kids leaving that shite hole. Blood on ya hands, ruining the game, buying the league. 😄😃😆 Wish I'd gone now.

Hahahaha

The fewm on the thread for today's ladies game is crackers. Already on about open top bus parades, Look North fawning over us and an open page spread in The Chronicle. They really can't handle any disappointment. Unusual considering they should be well used to it by now.

In a post about flights from Newcastle Airport it only took 12 posts before it was about us. I mean, the fkn irony saying we needn't worry about flights to Europe. Thicker than a whale omelette, each 1 of them

Please, 15 minutes injury time and 3-2 City.

Honestly, I'd be ecstatic if we could see games out like this. Instead of conceding in the last minute soooo many fkn times. Couldn't care if it's not pretty. Shows incredible team spirit imo.

Not an Arsenal fan but they are seeing this game out brilliantly. We'd lose this 6-2, nailed on.

We do, unfortunately.

Fkn hate insulting posts like this. It's a football forum and if people want to complain about a poor performance then they're perfectly entitled to. Bury your head in the sand and just accept how shite we've been, it's your prerogative. Stay off a forum if it upsets you. Oh, and bedwetting? Fuck sake...

Will we? I'm not sure.

Couldn't agree more. Doesn't matter how rich we are, what players we have, we always end up being fkn average. 60 years of supporting Newcastle and I think I've actually enjoyed about 5 seasons. The misery is always just around the corner.

Maybe I do think they're better than they really are. But they are definitely better than the shift they're putting in here. I'm loath to say it but it's on the coaching this. And maybe giving Bruno the captaincy because he's doing fuck all here.