Casey

Seemingly Jackson is only an option should something happen regarding Isak. Doesn't actually want to leave Chelsea currently and their valuation is pretty steep. This is according to Liam Kennedy of Geordie Journos, so take that as you may.

Onto the next.

Plus linked to Baleba from Brighton too. Stinks.

I'd bite your hand off for anything close to 80milli if I'm Chelsea. Granted that was a Ben Jacobs rumour so fuck knows.

What's the vibe like amongst you lot? I don't frequent red devil forums.

Yoane Wissa, the savior of our transfer winda. Wasnt what I expected like but sure, why not at this point

Never. Not for me pal. He's worked wonders with this squad with little-to-no reinforcements. We've got a cup and UCL which realistically does not happen without him. The recruitment is not on him. Worst you could throw at him is that he's a little tied into PL-proven sometimes but that's it. If you're just having us on then my mistake

I agree but not for £80m. Even at £60m I feel a bit queasy like.

£80m is mental. Doesn't that make Isak a £300m player?

I mean, they all do. Til they're briefed by their masters (or sources, depending on how you feel about it), it's all pure conjecture.

You didn't need to say it mate. We'll negotiate for couple days, get a bid accepted, terms accepted just for another club to pop in a cheeky bid last minute just as we're approaching vinegar strokes.

They were linked with Trossard and Kalimuendo but this was the best part of a week ago.

Shame he's dug his heels in on Liverpool. If he just wanted out, I see a world where we're after money + a player from teams on the continent (for e.g. Ramos / Kolo Muani and funds). Obviously not the ideal outcome but in our current situation at least we'd have options. Now we're stuck haggling for 6th choice strikers or keeping a mope around for another year unless by some miracle he can act professional and still perform (though everything I've seen so far is to the contrary). Also what the fuck is taking so long with Sesko?

Oi you, get back in your box.

Pretty good is a bit of a stretch in my opinion. At this point I'd take it but I don't feel it matches ambitions, least if you go by how we felt at the end of the season. Right now I'd take any signing, I just need to remember what it feels like to not be cucked by a cartel club.

Still feel like we need two strikers through the door not to mention other positions, least if we want to compete on all fronts. 24½ days left in the window.

Only 20 teams in the league mate.

Wonder what this lad must be thinking now. Hell, wonder about the squad. Hope Eddie can galvanise the squad for a rough season.

Off to Ramos with an industrial-strength barrel of lube and a brazzers subscription.

Lads. We made Man U spend 80milli on this guy. Is that believable..?

Gerrup sausage. I love mentality like this, and Eddie will too. Seemed decent in preseason so far. Would like to see him over weekend at home, which I feel is likely given back-to-back games and the lack of squad depth overall.

Probably so, but his agent likely isn't and we've seen the power these slimy shites have.