Fak

Barnes RW doesn't work like.

Bradford

Ok so Thiaw is deciding to have his first stinker just before we play Sunderland.

Was he running away or towards it?

I don't know why but the way the Evertonian gets all pompous over the way he says Woltemade has me buckled.

When Wissa looks well on form having had no pre-season + a 2 month injury what excuse will those shameless Scouse rats use for Isak then?

Anthony Gordon, is that you?

That's deep.

Keeps Baldy Locks in a job I guess.

Alright lads we all make mistakes

He's not even on ffs

Please miss it Isak

They're getting a penalty for this.

When was this?

Looks like he was blinded by the lights trying to save Barellas freekick.

But it's not though fella so kick back and drink it in.

"In Europe tha punish handball a lot more STRICTAA"

If I was on VAR I'd say cancel the goal.

Handball

Why's Shearer saying Martinez went down very easy? He tried a sliding tackle to win the ball FFS and didn't even appeal for a penalty.

Fair one. Were you there in 2005 for his one and only appearance v. Yeading in the pre season friendly?