Fak

Reports coming in of a huge offshore explosion of semen just off Aberdeen. @PauloGeordio

Finish you sexy Brazilian bastard

Joelinton on the ball is undoing all the good work Joelinton is doing off the ball.

4-5 !

Do something man.

Missing Brunos threaded passes in behind to Murphy here

Romero on a booking. Let's get him rattled before HT.

They're here for the taking. Feel like we get an early goal their heads will drop.

He must love it when a new range comes out

"Proper player"

Go on Tindall 'la rocking that bomber jacket.

3-zip. Foden screamer. Camera pans to Foden celebrating with the Fulham "fans" recording the celebration in the front row. One fan jumps in the way telling them to fuck off. :-)

Love it when there's only just enough pace on it to keep it out of the way of the defender scrambling back.

Green Street is an absolute calamity of film.

Looks like we'll be playing in black and white tonight.

I thought he is/was the perfect fit for them. Still think he'll turn it around as he's a tidy manager. Starting tonight probably.

God dammit.

Wonder if that's because he's training whilst dressed as Leatherface?

What's worse. Chelsea's goal music or their pre-match clobber?

Svilar at Roma. Just go for Svilar at Roma.

They'll probably turn him into the next Ekitke and head off to Liverpool.

I'd assume that to be correct aye but not sure if it's a loophole providing he still meets the criteria?

If we sign (or anyone signs) Trafford from Man City, does it go down as pure profit for an academy player again even though they bagged him from Burnley?

From Daily Mail:

Starts tomorrow night and bags a hat trick.