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Alvarez and Gallagher be a couple of quality signings for Simeone. Alvarez in particular.

Im not going to dis a brie.

It’s not banter. No wonder the Telegraph is going down the pan Edwards is a waste of bloody time.

Absolutely top class.

Hang on. What about Doumbia?

Allegedly Robson turned down the chance to sign him for free in the summer.

Thauvin over Kenedy. kenedy had a stinker v Cardiff but his first loan spell with us was canny.

Silvio Maric Des Hamilton Frank Dumas

That last sentence is surely a windup.

She’s on twitter I think if you have that.

Jamie David McClen. Born 1979, sold 2005. Interesting isn’t it? some of the stuff he was saying about Acuna after the Arsenal game.

Can’t remember Anita doing anything apart from scoring v City and passing it straight to West Ham’s keeper when him and Cisse were clean through on goal.

They did on Friday too. Getting phone calls on their day off at 9pm at night asking them to get kitted out and go on shift.

I'm not saying Paul Mitchell’s been unlucky this window, but if he fell into a barrel full of tits, he'd come up sucking his own thumb

No news is good news on this one I feel. No murmurs of the deal falling apart/being priced out/being hijacked by another club. (Yet)

Probably not the right thread but Marcelino was “ok” wasn’t he when he actually got a game? (Note: I’m not nominating him as a player who was decent for us)

Paul Dalglish was absolutely shocking.

Did Pistone not have a brief spell under Robson where he looked decent before breaking his leg at Sunderland? No denying overall he was garbage mind.

Garry Brady.

Spurs away in the League Cup?

Nicky Butt v Man Utd in FA Cup semi final was particularly rotten.

He was pretty solid up until that Portsmouth game iirc. And even then I’m sure he wasn’t anywhere near fit for that game if memory serves.

Alain Goma Helder