Fak

Why do they hate Hwang? I thought he was canny? (Based on nothing but the odd MOTD highlights)

It's absolutely top class. Think Gordon Ramsey and Harrison Ford going to there did wonders for it too. Think Ramsey described it as the best butter chicken he's ever had. Woltemade was there too the other night.

To the tune of what?

Why's Maresca dressed like a middle aged divorcee

Commentator has just screamed down the mic there

Who's Downie playing for like?

Sometimes I think this place is a right shit hole.

He wasn't playing late on

You sound like Malfoy

You sound like Voldemort

Bergvall looks like a toff.

The problem for Botman apart from his injuries is that Schar and Burn seem to be getting better with age. Be a while before him and Thiaw are our first choice pairing yet.

That was nothing flash to a footballer of my ability.

Looked neat and tidy. Nothing flash but great header and a huge weight off his shoulders banging in the winner on his debut. Plenty more to come from Das Woltemade

Yet.

It's because Schar is class.

Barnes has been poor mind but at least his head hasn't dropped and he's still plugging away and looking to create and be a problem.

I meant it was going into the leazes

Was going in that Woltemade volley until it took that blokes head off

I've bought two

Is Alan Oliver selling programmes now?

Must be shit looking at that bald head every day in the mirror.

Was on the bench v. Palace second game of the season.