Fak

Why do you like Oceanic white tips to much?

He's uploaded photos of your work to the Cowboy Tradesmen UK Facebook group. Looks shoddy mind.

Good for tonsillitis

Send pics if this happens btw.

So Sherwood says Liverpool have told Isak to go away and "do your bit" to engineer the move, and Isak has "burnt his bridges" at Newcastle. So how has Isak burnt his bridges at Newcastle and done his bit to engineer the move if he hasn't refused to train or play?

Are you dropping ITK vibes here

I suppose because Eddie's created an atmosphere where he's a friend first and a boss second. Probably an entertainer third.

Obviously Adam Pearson already had Woltemade #9 on his shirt.

Money don't make Brentford go round. They're reaching out to a higher ground

Scored a very underrated goal for us away to Deportivo.

I'm Italian

Probably Rodrygo

What's Wissa done to us to deserve that?

They're mucking Isak around whilst getting the transfer done. That's not in the rule book

. Did he not do both? Agreed terms but the two clubs couldn't agree a fee. Bayern said they'd return next summer with the cash Stuttgart wanted. We then agreed a fee and then Das Woltemade told Bayern not to bother coming back in 12 months as he's off to become a big shithouse bastard under Howe & Tindall.

Howe said he's battling to be fit for tomorrow.

They're putting Arne Slot in high heels, stockings, a thong and a bra and stuffing them all with £130m worth of £50 notes. Richard Hughes is walking Slot into SJP on a dog-lead to meet Reuben and to tell him here's our final offer, take it or leave it.

Telegraph saying Liverpool preparing £130m bid.

Simple as that. Liverpool are just sitting there being polite, not wanting to poke the hornets nest, waiting for Newcastle Utd to pick up the phone and call them to let them know that, "we are ready" to give them one the best strikers in Europe. Everything else such as the fee is irrelevant.