Fak

And then we admire our monitoring

We made moves for Delap, Ekitke and João Pedro. Not sure why you'd think Sesko was plan A.

Nothing special. Couldnt nail down a regular spot in Milan's worst ever season. As I mentioned in here the other day though, we need to take into consideration that he'll end up being Germany's captain once he's been fully Eddie Howe'd in 18 months time.

Then how are we going to bump it every time he scores for Man Utd?

There's got to be some 21 year old talents in the South American market that Chelsea haven't tapped up yet that could do the business for us.

He's not in charge of signing players?

Lee Charnley managed to bag us Cabaye for buttons whilst Ashley gave the clubs wheelie bins for ice baths. Bring him back now we've got some money to spend and watch him truly flourish.

Not much one would suspect.

Richard Madeley just tweeted that Liverpool will make a move for Sesko if there's no breakthrough for Isak in next 48hrs.

Jason Laws, open a window and have a bit of fresh air.

Eh? Como are Serie A

Man Utd have a made a bid lower than ours but still likely to be accepted. Rumours that Sesko prefers Man Utd to us.

Ramos is quality. I normally turn my nose up at signing cast offs from the bigger clubs (see Nicholas Jackson) but there's no shame in not being able to force your way into PSG's side.

Crikey, cardiac arrest at the clubs training ground.

Ramos yep, but Vlahovic has stunk the place out at Juventus.

Give over man

North West

Didn't realise they were trying to sign Jacobs as well.

Downie saying Sesko is leaning towards Man Utd.

Selling him to Liverpool feels like Isak has made up his mind and there's absolutely no way back for him at Newcastle. We absolutely do not want to strengthen Liverpool. Where have you got that idea from? They've been one of Europe's bests for years under Klopp.

You're not looking at the whole pie.

Which one?

Confirmed by Ornstein now. That's it, our deal IS dead.