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McGinn is a good player. Too old and expensive for us though I'd imagine.

Anal beeds hanging from the rear view mirror. Worrying.

We've not done much right this window but getting £7m for a 36 year old GK is very impressive.

Be amazed if we give him a payrise after all of this.

He'll get booed but once he starts sticking the ball in the back of the net everyone will be on his side. Until he leaves 12 months later.

Which head?

There's keeping Isak and then there's keeping an Isak that doesn't want to be here. Either way, if he's carrying an injury or not, he won't be starting for us next weekend at Villa even if he is our player. He's had no pre-season.

I absolutley love Eddie Howe me. I know every fan is different in terms of emotional levels of attachment, but I rarely if ever try and get emotionally invested in footballers for the exact reasons Isak has shown. I know they're humans too and their careers are short but they don't half act like spoilt brats at the best of times. They're clearly not (and never have been) the heroes and Gods you thought they were when you were growing up watching them as a kid. The only two I'd be genuinley gutted if we were to lose them would be Howe and Bruno. Bruno isn't as good as Isak or Tonali for example, but he's completley invested in us and he's really bought into everything at Newcastle.

No fucking about from Eddie. Deliberately arranges a huge gathering with all the players and their families for some team bonding but states Isak isn't included in that and he has to do some shuttle runs on his own for a few hours this afternoon.

Imagine Mitrovic in Howe's press.

And then we admire our monitoring

We made moves for Delap, Ekitke and João Pedro. Not sure why you'd think Sesko was plan A.

Nothing special. Couldnt nail down a regular spot in Milan's worst ever season. As I mentioned in here the other day though, we need to take into consideration that he'll end up being Germany's captain once he's been fully Eddie Howe'd in 18 months time.

Then how are we going to bump it every time he scores for Man Utd?

There's got to be some 21 year old talents in the South American market that Chelsea haven't tapped up yet that could do the business for us.

He's not in charge of signing players?

Lee Charnley managed to bag us Cabaye for buttons whilst Ashley gave the clubs wheelie bins for ice baths. Bring him back now we've got some money to spend and watch him truly flourish.

Not much one would suspect.

Richard Madeley just tweeted that Liverpool will make a move for Sesko if there's no breakthrough for Isak in next 48hrs.

Jason Laws, open a window and have a bit of fresh air.

Eh? Como are Serie A

Man Utd have a made a bid lower than ours but still likely to be accepted. Rumours that Sesko prefers Man Utd to us.

Ramos is quality. I normally turn my nose up at signing cast offs from the bigger clubs (see Nicholas Jackson) but there's no shame in not being able to force your way into PSG's side.