Fak

The match bottom right says its Bournemouth vs. Liverpool but that's not Bournemouth's stadium?!

So in less than two months journos have confirmed that Isak is happy at Newcastle and both us and the player are ready to open contract talks after we secured Champions League, but he also told the club 12 months ago that this will be his last season here after being unhappy that the promised contract talks didn't happen. After all that we were then told by Jacobs last night that the likelihood now is Isak stays, signs a new deal with a transfer clause included, only for Isak to tell the club less than 12hrs later he'll never play for us again even if he stays.

Squad number 14 confirmed. Looks like he's staying.

Born in the 90s ✓ Patrick Bateman profile pic ✓ Ridiculous takes in hope to gain clicks and followers ✓ Shall we hazard a guess that Sam plays with himself at the thought of Andrew Tate making love to him?

That winner at home to West Ham though.

Be a cracking option to have in the squad.

Better late than never. Summer transfer window 2026 should be plain sailing now.

No idea, but I just can't see him playing there even if it is a loan only.

Yeah who knew.

No chance Isak agrees to play in Saudi.

Just let him train with the first team. First 50/50 in training let Schar or Joelinton snap the pencil necked prick.

Give owa man.

@The College Dropout

"Florian Wirtz embroidered it with needle threading-finery" It was a ten yard sideways pass. Grealish has done hundreds of them from the same position for the past four seasons at Man City.

Hoy is on ignore fella if you want no skin off my nose

Probably. I won't lose any sleep over it though.

I thought he was shit.

@Adam P PSA

We're signing a ginger Scouser?

The commentators were absolutely purring over Liverpool first half and I couldn't help but think how distinctly average they looked on the whole. I remember Wirtz being on the ball plenty but doing absolutely nothing of note with it, but "Fletch" was seemingly in awe about how involved he was and McCoist as per was creaming his duds at almost everything Liverpool did. The commentary was nauseating from start to finish. Complimenting Liverpool on such a transformational transfer window, how well run they were and how many players they managed to sell all the while whilst McCoist banged on about how Palace should be happy they kept ahold of their players and have only managed to spent £3m. "Liverpool are going to be a joy to watch" blah blah blah. And that's of course before and after they kept trying to shoehorn Isak into Liverpool's side. But absolutely NOTHING will top Darren Fletcher crediting Diego Jota with Liverpool's second goal the fucking wet wipe.