Fak

You're not taking into consideration that it's Sunderland AFC we're talking about and they're absolutely dog shit.

PSR arse lickers. The Premier League's teachers pet. Absolute bunch of try hards.

At this rate I think our best bet is looking at the better players in sides who have had bad seasons.

Sunderland making the sort of signings Kompany made at Burnley and folk are starting to get a tad tetchy.

That looks very AI to me

Anyway, I hope we sign Elanga.

Bar the West Ham game I really don't think he was poor for us. He was pretty steady away. That West Ham game seems to have tarnished his time here. But he'd definitely have improved under Howe if he stuck around.

Dietmar Hamann? Liverpool to Bolton, Bolton to Man City? Not sure if Jon Obi Mikel did too or if he never signed for Man Utd before signing for Chelsea.

Juventus just came out vs. Real in the same track jacket as the one in this tweet. Clean and simple. Really hope that drill top is our usual pre-match attire though. Meow.

Yup. It'll be another Gordon/Hall situation. I'm ok with that as he's got bags of potential. We'll need a marquee signing or two mind to keep the links of Bruno, Isak happy.

Elanga purely for the age.

Be chuffed with that.

Quite a wild summer that one. Aldo Duscher, linked with Deco & Edmilson. Rumours of Jorge Andrade.

Aye the shit ones like Daniel Cordone or Christian Bassedas!

Is he one of those typical nasty, cheating Argentine bastards? If yes, pay whatever it takes.

I see his latest column is slagging off Brad Pitt's F1 film. It's got 7.9 on IMDB, 83% on Rotten Tomatoes and 68 on Metacritic. But Holt described it as, "embarrassingly bad, inauthentic donut of an F1 movie".

Got visions of Oliver Holt reappearing on the revamped show with his greasy, shoulder-length barnet with his usual absurd and ridiculous take on whatever the latest hot topic might be.

Fofana (Lyon) to Lyon. (For now)

Fofana (Lyon) to Forest.....

Sky Sports bringing back Sunday Supplement. Can only think that Ornstein and Winter are the only two worth listening to if they are picked. Paddy Barclay was good too (RIP). All the others seem to be so far up their own arses.

And Barnes.

Wonder if Bruce complained about the Japanese flag?

What do you suggest we do then?

Wasn't aware the clubs transfer policy this summer was to satisfy your expectations.