Fak

I didn't think I'd get the part given I've never done any acting in my life but chuffed I got the role in the end.

Well Mitchell backed Eddie into a corner and the club acted.

Well why say that? You're supposed to big Eddie up.

Id have gone with Calvert Lewin but Muani is alright.

Probably why they get along so well. Similar.

That's mental. Come off it.

You love blowing smoke up your own arse like.

The bloke who has just left is en route to Sparta Prague. His career is very much on the up, unlike Clarks.

youve just put him forward as the lead coach for the U21s? That's the managers job isn't it?

So Clarks managerial record isn't relevant to a mangers job role but his son coming through our academy is?

England? Channel 4.

They'll probably get both. And one more winger just to be safe.

Not sure where I read it, quite probably on this forum, but some were saying Clark being dropped for Batty was just a big factor (or bigger) than the Tino signing as to why we didn't win the league.

Some of Nikes stuff is absolutely shocking.

Club who's spent just shy of £200m already can't afford world's best striker shocker.

When did Chelsea sign Marc Guiu back from Palace???

I've got plenty udders if you want them

Chelsea fans must be hoping he mooves elsewhere.

Don't forget the £30m keeper they've got coming in from Valencia too.

Like I said: 1) Not sure if my opinion of him is hindered by his bellend attitute towards interviewers or not 2) I'm going purely from memory so I'm sure he has had these types of performances but they must be few and far between

Of course, he's obviously a very talented footballer - that I'm not refuting - I just think the hype over him is a bit much for someone who goes missing too often against the very best sides.

I can't get away with him. Not sure if my opinion of him is hindered by his bellend attitute towards interviewers or not, but I also think he goes missing against the top sides. It's all very well and good scoring four goals against Everton and what have you, but when was the last time he took a game by the scruff of the neck against a Liverpool or Arsenal? (I've not checked the stats, I'm going purely from memory so I'm sure he has had these types of performances but they must be few and far between). I'd rather Eze in my side than Palmer.

Nope. Looks better with the current crest of arms inside of the shield.

Chuckling at the thought of you being offended by this.

Palmer.