Fak

Even worse if the uninvited guest is bald.

Knock it off man andy.

Well thats the last time we ever call anyone bald on N-O then.

Maybe we are doing early business and signing player(s) Mitchell doesn't agree on hence his departure? (Not likely I know)

No idea, the post was entirely tongue in cheek but I'm just bumping it for giggles cos some of it has actually came true.

Well, well, well..

We had to let him go in the end, he was rubbish.

Whys Huss hanging around Eales' back door?

Couldn't or wouldn't?

Yes.

some of the crap you've spouted in the last 24hrs has made me want to kick your head in.

Yep. This will help, Tony.

Wijnaldum.

Osimhen to Al Hilal.

I like him. (Or her)

Casemiro was good then though.

He's called up Casemiro the mad bastard.

Nemtizz on for a big haul here.

Can only assume twitter. But I'm not going looking for it or posting it if it is.

Looks like a Love Island contestant.

Meowwww

Alright mate calm down there was no damage done in the end.

He's just won us a trophy and and CL football