Fak

Burn wears Nike.

Are you actually Carl Cort?

Looks the dogs bollocks there. But then again I'm not a 6ft 2 powerhouse with bolders for shoulders.

A total abomination.

That's like some of the stuff that I write.

Ask and you shall receive. I think in this instance we should give the bloke a pass, he was clearly horny and just wanted to get his end away. Picture 1 Picture 2

Tiiiinnnnoooo

Why've ya gotta humiliate me in front of me pals for man?

There was a clip of him doing the rounds a while back where he said the Glazers have been a bigger tragedy to Man Utd than the Munich air disaster. (And he was being serious).

No thanks.

That's very meh.

They're getting absolutely nothing other than a pasting.

He died like a pig

his Uncle Ben is better

Absolute BaNtEr from Rio asking Son to facetime Kane on the pitch. #ladsladslads

Bit uncalled for

aye I know I'm just messing with ya. Sorry fella. Id pinch your cheeks and ruffle your hair and call you a wee scamp if I could.

If I've done something to upset you I apologise but I genuinely don't see why you needed to be so hostile.

Why you lashing out at me for? I'm on your side.

big boy shit.

mate just chill out man. It's not a big deal.

Makes me kind of wish we won nowt this season and waited another ten years before winning something.