Fak

I shouldn’t have said anything. This is going to get very silly

I’m starting to regret offering to lick out Pablos cats bottom now.

No I’m using it’s arsehole as poppers.

I’m not stopping until I need to get my stomach pumped.

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4-2!

Who’s getting fucked up?

Aye but we’re next level at it.

“Ahoy Isak, me hearties!”

Brazzers facial.

Looks like Targett is cracking one out.

Wasn’t fucking about today. Punched away every cross and called into action with a great save over the bar. His long hoofs away did the job.

Boh. Wouldn’t mind seeing that presser if it ever gets uploaded or replayed anywhere.

where’s this?

What he say?

GET THE FUCKING DRINKS IN ROD LAD!!

Fat fuck of a Sunderland fan behind me at work was licking his lips when Gordon, Botman and Hall were ruled out. “the mags down to the bare bones they’ll get a hiding on Sunday” he was telling his mate. Might cancel my day off so I can drive in just to lift up his shirt and slap him as hard as I can across his big fat gut.

Brentford game hopefully.

Absolutely colossal today. The Trippier of old, dark arts and an assist. Looks like he was in tears when he ran onto the pitch at full time.

Nobody wants to have a drink with him he doesn’t even post on here anymore.

Ah man. I might go try and make my own Dan Burn tonight.

What’s everyone’s choice of poison?

Matt1892 has just called in TalkSport saying a more tactically astute manager would have won that 3 or 4-0.

Well I hope you enjoy your evening if you can. You absolute beauty x