Fak

Check one

Whys he trying to save it with his foot? Surely had a better chance of saving it and more momentum if he flung himself forward with his arms out.

Ferdinand is somehow worse than Shearer on co-comms. Everything Shearer says is dull and bland. Everything that comes out of Ferdinand’s mouth is just a cringefest.

Suppose. And he’s properly bald.

When am I going to have a reason to hate Slot?

Ahem.

Can’t imagine it’d be too hard but would you not be better getting a dhgate one for a cheaper price?

Whilst I'm inclined to agree I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if Krafth pulled out a worldie against him.

The balls in the air for a long time and Perisic has sent him the wrong way with one touch without being under any pressure. Kelly has stood off him there. I thought Kelly got a bad rap whilst he was here but that’s not good enough.

He’s let the opposition take a ball down without a challenge is his first mistake.

The sound effects.

Da Silva Morera taking a nasty one in the shins. Guess that’s exactly what shin pads are there to protect if he didn’t have them all the way down his leg

One of the greatest managers of all time.

Tickled me that one

If there’s a stoppage in play for several minutes and the players are standing still and not keeping themselves warm then that’s not VARs fault. Daft from Shearer.

Is Shearer blaming Grealish’s injury on VAR?

Feels suicidal already City playing with such a high line

Looks like Akanji at RB

Doesn’t look like Ake is RB

Had no idea Haidara was left back for Brest now. Thought he was older than 32 as well.

Lovely goal from Dembele against the run of play.

I thought RTG was being scrapped?