Fak

Paqueta and Kudus must have done about 13 pirouettes between them this half.

Can I come?

Whenever Carragher is covering a Liverpool game you can almost guarantee there’ll be at least one player Carragher says that they have that’s, “the best in the world”. Absolutely nailed on as well if we’re beating Man Utd comfortably later that Neville will spend an hour whinging about how rotten Man Utd is.

Bet you enjoyed the peace and quiet though?

Relax brother. TNT has the Rome derby tomorrow night.

Doubt he flu to hospital.

Mad Dog vs. Man Utd.

So £50m all of which we’re willing to blow on Cunha if we’re to believe Hope. It’s almost as if nobody has any idea.

Who were their last 3 quality signings? One of them will be Fernandes and he was signed 5 years ago. Who and when were the other two?

Michael Chopra Patrick Bamford Teemu Pukki Robert Earnshaw Edit: didn’t see ‘current’ striker

Rasmus Hojlund.

That’s what I thought. Was just reading this. https://sempreinter.com/2025/04/09/inter-milan-urged-sign-newcastle-united-star-sandro-tonali/ “And I’d say there’s an opportunity – not an economic one, but one that could be feasible given the kind of deals they know how to make. “Plus, he’s an Inter fan. I’m talking about Sandro Tonali, someone who can do it all in midfield.

Love it. Fuck them.

Didn’t realise he was an Inter fan? (According to Di Canio).

I’ll see how Tindall looks in them first before parting with any cash for it.

They’re not playing shit, but they’re definitely not at their best. Nothing wrong with saying that, but they’re definitely “up for it”. Not one player doesn’t look up for it.

Probably not in a 4-3-3 but if Fernandes was in our squad I’d imagine we’d readjust to accommodate him. He’s a horrible slimey fucker but he’s absolutely outstanding as a footballer. Way too good to be left out.

What's the solution you reckon?

Was only his wage demands that broke down a move to us last summer I think.

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6266576/2025/04/11/tino-livramento-newcastle-united-analysis/

Might be the first home shirt I buy since 2005/06 then. Which had Bowyer #11 on the back.

Leo Beenhakker.