I feel like my bottom has been violated taking part in that one.Here's (hopefully) a simpler one:
Put these Premier League moments in chronological order (from oldest to most recent):
A: David Beckham unveils his shaved head at Filbert Street
B: A player records a hat-trick of assists in a Premier League game
C: The first Premier League headed hat-trick is scored
D: Chelsea name the first ever ‘foreign XI’ in a Premier League game
E: Ian Wright scores his final Premier League goal